A Plea for HELP!!

[Cinder & Smoke]

I jest KNOW I dint get a Memo on dis wun!!

KAT here...

Nudder change inna "Polacee & Proseedurez Manual" -
an I dint get a kopy!! ~ Gud GRIEF!!

I steer'd kleer uvva BunkRomm last nite...
Ketchin sum Zzzz's all layed out in frunta da basement door
inna hall (I like da kool draft seepin unner da door)...

Cinner sed it all started bout Oh:dark:Thirty...
<shuffel> <shuffel> <shuffel>
Cinner: Hey Bub, WHERE ya goin!??
Bowz: "Kitchin, fur a sippa waddur."

Cin: ?? Yur bed-string wont GO dat far!
Bowz: Da Bus Driver left me "loose"! ~ Sed ta "Stay klose."
Cin: More like he <furgotz> till he wuz unner da coverz.
Bowz: I'z gonna BRB.
<shuffel> <shuffel> ...

<shuffel> {*BUMP*}
KAT: <*GASP*>
Bowz: Ooopsie! ~ Skuze, Pleeze! ~ <Butt **SNIFF**> <shuffel-shuffel>

KAT: >>> ***HI**SSSSSSSSS***!!

<shuffel> <shuffel> ~ <SchLURRRRP> <LAPP> <*SPLASH*>
<*BuRRRRp*>
<shuffel> <shuffel> <shuffel>

<Grrrrrrrrrrrr> <*HI***ssSSSS*!!>

Bowz: Nitey-Nite, Kat!
Kat: Grrrrrrr...

<rinnng> Herrow, GREYHOUND?? ...
How much fir a WUN-way tikit ta West Virginnie??
Any cheepur iffin he ridez inna Baggage Locker??

<rinng> Herrow, TAXI?
I gotz wun ta go...
Where?? ... Da GreyHound Stashun!
Yea... I'll Leave da frunt lite on! ... Hurrie!!

Oh BOWZIE... Wanna go onna BUS Ride??

/s/ da KAT
<sigh>
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[anna_66]

LOL! What a great laugh this morning Phred

Poor kat (or should I make that poor Bowser?)

[zippy-kat]

Psst Boots...
K'Cee said she'd trade you one Bowser for one Sid -- re-route that greyhound to NM!

[Corinna]

Poor Boots they really do have to get you a new up dated manual. Thinks do go bump in the night a Preads.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL!!!

Poor Kat! You got to learn to sleep with your eyes open! Leonardo could teach you. You can come live with us if you want. You would have 3 cat brothers and one sister. No big dogs though. (I'm not sure that would be a trade up for you!)

[rg_girlca]

I'm still reading all the posts and lovin' it.

I agree with the others that have said you should make a book Phred.

[Cinder & Smoke]

Dad wuz bakin Chawka-Chippie Kookiez...
we axk'd where we wuz goin??
Bowzie wundered whut da Super Bowl wuz??

We 'splained da Ole Fuir Guyz an Gurlz tossed a BIG Partee
to watch sum adz on TV an guyz tossin a foosball around...
an *ATE* so much ebberbuddie went home wiffa BAD kase a <*GAS*>
an *stuffed tummiez*!

Since Bowzie No Longer "fearz" da basement stepz kuz da last
ten tymes he went "down" he wounded up inna BUS an not tied up
inna 'partment... Dad hadda <chaze> him up & down da stepz bout
THREE Tymes an do sum <*Hollerin*> affore he <STAYED> "up"
an Dad kuld leave.

Bowzie kept askin "WHERE'Z da Bus Driver??"

We kept tellin him ta <Kross> hiz legz and stay OUTTA da Wadder Kup
till he heard da Bus pullin inna garage!!

WE wuz **impressed** ~
Da Bowz hung in der fur SEVEN (7) Hourz!!
"WE" been known ta "hold on" fur 14 Hourz a kuple tymez fur
Fiur Kallz... but hope da Bowz duzint hafta "hold on" DAT long
till he getz sum "praktiss" in!

Dad musta been a "bit konserned" - kuz Boots Kat sed he wuz
<feelin> in allua kornerz wiffa sox feet!
Must notta found no "Damp Spotz" kuz we all got
GUDkidz Treetz we we kame in fur a LATE suppur!!

Dad'z <**moanin**> bout "eetin too much"...
so we fink it'z gonna be a Quick Outie an BigBed Tyme reel soon!!

Niterz!!

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[K9soul]

Good job Bowser! You and your brother and sister certainly earned your treats

[Corinna]

Good boy Bowzer !!!

[Cookiebaker]

Good Boy, Bowz for holding on so long!!!

Keep these "tails" coming -- I love each new update!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Way to go Bowzie! I can't even hold it for 7 hours! You deserve an extra treatie, I think!

I bet it was phunny watching Phred stomp around in the corners in his stockin feeties looking fur damp spots. We must teach you all to use a camera!

[Rachel]

Good Bowser is right. Have to second Connie's statement about not being a 7 hour girl myself. Seems like Bowser should get a gold star for being low key in his dealings with the Kat. We're so proud of you on so many fronts, B. Boy. Have to give kudos to the two tutors Cinder and Smoke. Nothing like having a couple buds to show a guy the ropes.

Hope Dad's tummy is feeling a bit better today.

[shais_mom]

no uppiedate for 2 days
whattttttt upppppp? DAD or is that DUD???

[Cinder & Smoke]

(An dat SUMbuddie iz in *B*I*G* Trubbel!!)

MidNite "outie" aftur supper...
<*zip*> + <*zoom*> + <*zippitie-zop*>
"Ya'll come RITE Back, ya-here!?"

BRB, Dad!

Bout 15 minnitz latur, SmokeMutt'z onna frunt porch;
<danzin> fur his bisquit.
<munch>

"Where'z da UDDER Two!??"

Dunno, Dad. Wuz it MY turn ta watch-em??

"Smart-A$$! Go lay down an polish yur Halo!
CIN-DERRRRRRRRRR!
Bow-ZERRRRRRRRRR!
!! COME !!"

(Kudda herd a pin <splop> inna soggie mud!)
NO tagz <jinglin>!

CIN-durrrrr!! BOW-ZERRRRR!! !! COME !!

<splish> <splosh> <splish> <splosh>
Cinder <slinkz> up furmma naybor'z howze inna woodz.
She gotz a "be-grudgin" gud gurl anna bisquit.

"WHERE'z da Bowz!!??"

Ohhhhh, wuz *I* suppozed ta be <watchin> him??

"Grrrrrr!"

Oopsie! Guess it WUZ my turn. (Sorrie!)
I'll jest <sit> here onna furnt yard an <watch> fur him.
<sitz>
<STARES> across da road into da woodz.

Dad stompz (<splooshez>) round da howze, <<HOLLERIN>>!
Onlee sound wuz a *Donkey Ph@rt* when Dad woke him up by <hollerin>
over hiz fence out back.

We start <walkin> an <hollerin>...
Dad goze wun howze up an down da road... NUFFIN.

Back in frunta da Ranch... I'z <starin> cross da road inta da woodz...
<Trott> across da road (Sorrie, Dad - thunk it wuz OK kuz we'z <searchin>)
<sit> <stare> <*lissin*>...

<jingle> <clink> <jangle>
HERE HE IS, DAD!!

Bowzie skamperz outta da woodz an <trottz> across da road,
bouncez up da drive...
an *VANISHEZ* agin inna dark behind da howze!

Uhhhhhh-Ohhhhhh... MORE <hollerin>... <silence>

We go inna howze...
Dad'z <<FUMIN>>

Kuppla minnitz later he duz da "Shout Frumma Veranda"...

"BOOOOOOOW-ZERRRRRRRR!! Come HERE, DA_ _-IT!!!

(He reelee otta try *SMILIN* when he <hollerz>.)

Den it wuz da Mightee DOOR <<SLAM>>!!
Ya'd be *amaaaazed* how far away frum home ya can <hear> a
gud Door <SLAM>!! ~
Putz da "Fear a God" inna Wanderin Pup!!

We hear'd da door opin anna "Get INNNN Here!!"
So'z we figgered da Kid wuz back in wun piece.

He eben gotz a Bisquit (jest WUN) affore da frunt porch tether
got <snapped> on hiz neck belt!
Wunder iffin he'z grabbin da sig-niffykance of bein "tied up"
INside da frunt door??

We snuck ober an azk'd "WHUT wuz you thinkin - goin off like dat!???"

WHUT?? I wuz jest <Huntin inna Woodz>!
GUD Huntin at nite... uzed ta do it ebery nite...
Kinda *miss* goin <huntin>!

Well, gud luck, Bub ~
You'ze gonna be doin yur <huntin> onna end uva 15 foot tether
tied to da Veranda fur da next few nitez!!

So he'z BACK, all safe an sound;
a lil *damp* an *muddie* round da edges;
but *SAFE*!

An God haz a few more pagez in His "Wild Purrayer Promisez Book"
filled up frum tanite!
WOWWIE!! Dad'z gonna hafta Float a Loan ta buy all them back
frum God ta get inta Haeven!!

Stay Tuned ~ There'z prolly gonna be summore Tailz ta Tell!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by shais_mom

no uppiedate for 2 days ...
whattttttt upppppp? DAD ???

It WAS kind *quiet* round here...

Butt NOW ya knowe whutz *UP*...

Dad'z BLOOD PRESSURE is *UP* ...

WAAAAAAAAY **UP**!!





/s/ da GUD Kidz

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