A Plea for HELP!!

[delidog]

Oh Phred!!!!
Still Laughing!!!!

[Rachel]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Thinkin??

*I* can't <leave> THEM;
Must be OK for them to <leave> ME!



/s/ Search Leader

Search Leader is right. Bet it was good and cold out there in the middle of the night. But you got your exercise and kept them Dad bones and muscles moving. You know what they say about all the benefits of exercise. Just think, otherwise you'd have simply been lying there sawing zzzz's in a warm bed.

[lbaker]

Oh the indignity of lying there sawing zzzz's in a warm bed in the middle of the night... What fools these mortals be

[zippy-kat]

Sounds like Cinder might've had plans on taking Bowser for a walk and losin' him. "Evil" plans foiled by small tree and sharp chompers!

(Are these tales reminding anyone of the ol' dog cartoons... the itty-bitty guy, Chester, and the big ol' bull dog, Spike? "Whatta we gonna do now, Spike? Huh? Huh? Whatta we gonna do now?")

[Corinna]

These tails are so much like the smokemutt and Cinder tails that hooked me here when I first started. Its good to be back to some thing fun and familar. Thanks Phred its like coming home.

[gini]

I am laughing so hard now *I* have to take a bathroom break.

What a tall (short) tale that Bowser is weaving!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

SNORT! SNORT! CHUCKLE! GIGGLE! CHORTLE!
moff wipes eyes:
Ah, Phred! Be sure to be fully dressed with shoes/boots in grabbing distance when you let them out for "walkies" in the future. Hard telling what sight the neighbors might be treated to other wise!

So glad everyone returned safe and sound!!!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

I'm sure there were more than a few going on, but I'm so happy it all ends in

[shais_mom]

Well ya know Phreddie it is do what I say not what I do!!


{{hugs to Cinder}} in case she took offense to the "wundered what you were thinkin part" She is a good girl!!!

[Cinder & Smoke]

ME AGAIN!??
I thunk I got <fired> fur last nite?

Gotta "werk it off"??
NUTZ!

C'mone, Bozo...
OK - OK... C'mone, BOW-ZER!!

Yeah, OK, Dad; *watch* me.

HUH? WHAT noize, Bowzie??
Ohhhh, dat *rappin* noize??
Datz jest Dad, *rappin* onna window!
WHY? Notice where we are?
Dat driveway we jest crossed is da propurty line -
we'sz inna Naybur's Yard, now!

UPPYSRET?
Nawh, not till he runz out onna veranda an *HOLLERZ*!

YUP! Dat wuz Dad!
NOW he'z UppySet!!

Go BACK?
Nawh, nebber onna Furst *holler*!
Kupple more an hiz voice'll *krack*.
THEN we turnz round an *stroll* back, SLOW!

Smokey?
Oh, he'z already onna porch or inside.

Oopsie! C'mone, Bowz... Tyme ta head back!
Whut's da sudden *rush*?
Dat wuz sorta da Last Kall...
"DAMMIT, get yur A$$ back here NOW!!" meanz he'z gettin
all red inna face an gettin *tense*!
Not a purdy site!

Hi Dad; ya *miss* us??

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NOON Outtie wuz a lil "dicey"...

Me - AGAIN!???
Izzint it SMOKE'z Turn yet?

OK... C'mone, Bowz;
we'll hit da drive then round back a da howze.
Stick klose to da bushes; he'll nebber see us!

HEY - stay in last nite's paw printz...
Yeah, lil "trick" of da "sneekin trade".

Whadda ya mean "NO"??
Don'cha wann see da udder Naybur's place?
Well, we jest gotta be more "karefull" inna treez!

OK... we kan go beside da road, but Stay OFF it.
Here'z da drive, turn left...

Hear WHUT??
Dad'z *hollerin*?? - Ya sure??
How mennie tymez ya hear him??

Gud Grief!
You tryin fur a Gud Chile Merrit Badge or sumpin?
Aw-rite, Aw-rite... we'll head back...
Ya SURE ya hear da "DAMMIT" call?

We shudint be DOIN dis, Bowz!!
Runnin back onna ROAD is a purdy big NO-NO!!

Ohhhhh, jest LISSIN ta him!!
"#@&*!!@**&#$@&**"~OFF da ROAD!!

I TOLD ya runnin onna road wuz a NO-NO!
Prolly gonna be TIE-out Outiez fur you an me fur a while!

HEY! I brung him BACK dis tyme;
dont I getta Treet???
OK... NOT gettin "*spanked*" fur bein onna Road izza gud trade.

Whut Bowzie?
Ohhh, da "EVIL FINNER <WAVE>" in frunta yur noze?
Datz about wun step short uvva <Butt Smack>!!

We'll jest Lay Low fur a while.
He *furgetz* purdy soon!

Jest get uzed to it, Bowzie...
SmokeMutt getz doze "GUD BOY" *luvvinz* ALLUA Tyme!

.

[captain]

*tears* ....................... can't type for laughing ....
hehehehehehe

[Corinna]

[delidog]

Phred,
I have Read & Re-read Your Post...
I can't stop Laughing!!!

Thank You for Brightening My day and Bowsers,Smokeys,and Cinders'....And of course Boots!!!!!!


We LOVE ALL of You!!!!

[Corinna]

How goes the team plays tonight?

[shais_mom]

The email I got from Phred last nite mentioned feeling punky and a coughing fit so I wonder if he is a bit under the weather??
Hope he is feeling better asap!