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    Animals And Alcohol.

    Drunk picks fight with bear

    A drunk Ukrainian who boasted to friends of his amazing strength was left fighting for his life when he picked a fight with a 42 stone grizzly bear.

    The 22 year-old man, not named, had been drinking with friends in the town of Cherkask when he decided to show them how strong he was by wrestling with the biggest animal he could find.

    They went to the local zoo where he climbed over the railings into the bear cage and started to hit one of them on the leg.

    The bear pushed the man away with a swipe of his paw but when the man hit him again the bear pinned him to the ground and began mauling him.

    Staff managed to drag the man out of the cage and calm the bears down, local daily Ukrainsky Novini reported.

    Doctors at a hospital in the town where he was being treated said his condition was serious.

    A spokesman for the zoo said: "The whole thing lasted less than a minute and the other bears were just getting ready to join in and attack him as well. If we hadn't got him out of there he would have been killed."

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    In grade school I learned that Daniel Boone, the lengndary frontiersman, killed a bear and carved these words into a tree trunk to celebrate his accomplishment ..

    “D. Boon killd a bar o this tree 1775.”

    I wonder what that bear carved into that guys skin??

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    Can we saystupid. Let climb a fence and try to fight a bear. Have another drink.

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    What an idiot. I would have loved to have been watching. If you're that stupid, you're asking for it. I think he should also have charges brought against him for trespassing, at least. Don't think it could be animal cruelty since the bear won

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    We can only hope that this guy hasn't reproduced yet. The last thing we need is more idiots like this running around. Perhaps this story should be submitted to the Darwin Award people?
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    Re: Animals And Alcohol.

    Originally posted by RICHARD
    In grade school I learned that Daniel Boone, the lengndary frontiersman, killed a bear and carved these words into a tree trunk to celebrate his accomplishment ..

    “D. Boon killd a bar o this tree 1775.”
    I learned in grade school that I'm related to Daniel Boone. Guess it's a good thing he won his fight or I could be related to the guy who had his hide hung o that tree 1775 by a bar.
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    Re: Re: Animals And Alcohol.

    Originally posted by Pit Chick
    I learned in grade school that I'm related to Daniel Boone. Guess it's a good thing he won his fight or I could be related to the guy who had his hide hung o that tree 1775 by a bar.
    LOL!!

    Sigh...drunks can be dangerous...and stupid. I hope this fellow learned his lesson.

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    LOL... how funny!

    Side note: I live rather close to the Daniel Boone omestead. I wodner if the tree still exists -- I know they have tours and such. Now I NEED to go.

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    Originally posted by catnapper
    Side note: I live rather close to the Daniel Boone omestead. I wodner if the tree still exists -- I know they have tours and such. Now I NEED to go.
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    sort of sounds like the joke I heard on Blue Collar TV...

    what's a redneck's last words?

    "here, hold my beer and watch this"

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    Originally posted by catland
    sort of sounds like the joke I heard on Blue Collar TV...

    what's a redneck's last words?

    "here, hold my beer and watch this"
    LOL! Sorry.. but that was funny.
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    If a person can be that dumb and irresponsible, then he deserved it. The poor bears were probably frightened! They should've helped.

    That redneck comment was SO funny! :lol:

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