Things that make me laugh....

[RICHARD]

I was watching an Elvis Presley movie today..

During one scene of the movie....

He had a guitar in hand and was outside a woman's dressing room.

Plucking and Singing....

How long before Elvis gets pummeled by store security?
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In Formula One racing there is a guy who puts gas into the car. when the car stops in the pit area.....

How do they let him know that the has put enough gas into the car?

They hit him, in the back, with a wooden stick.
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Why are there little logos in the corner of the TV screen??

I do not need to be reminded of the channel, I know where I am at!!!
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Why are all my favorite Rock and Roll songs in commercials?

[moosmom]

RICHARD,

What I don't get is how come they wouldn't show Elvis below the waist on the Ed Sullivan show, but Elvis can bump and grind his way through all those movies???

BTW, I think I was watching the same exact movies you were yesterday, only they were on where I live on Saturday (Blue Hawaii, Girls, Girls, Girls, etc.)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by moosmom
BTW, I think I was watching the same exact movies you were yesterday, only they were on where I live on Saturday (Blue Hawaii, Girls, Girls, Girls, etc.)

LOLOLOL..
Elvis is and anagram for EVILS..

Rock music, thrusting hips, Gambling (Viva Las Vegas), Wreckless Driving (Speedway)....