Things that women can never do.

[RICHARD]

I was thinking about all the things that men can do and women can't..


Without further ado..

Get body 'parts' caught in a zipper.

Tilt a bag of chips over their heads to get the last ones and get the crumbs into their eyes.

Lift that gallon of milk over their heads for that late night drink.

Curse traffic by stringing together curse words in new and imaginative ways.

Pluck a wedgie out in public.

Fix any plumbing problem while exposing some rear end.

Get a manicure with a pocket knife.

Spit for distance.

Stir creamer into their coffee with a writing utensil....

That's all I can think of at the moment....

[dukedogsmom]

Richard, you haven't driven with me How about relieving yourself into a bottle? I envy you men on that one.

[slick]

Originally posted by dukedogsmom
Richard, you haven't driven with me How about relieving yourself into a bottle? I envy you men on that one.

Oh God, that reminds me of a "date from hell" that I had once. It involved a long-distance trucker and a milk jug.

Men can scratch in public too!!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by dukedogsmom
Richard, you haven't driven with me How about relieving yourself into a bottle? I envy you men on that one.

Trust me,

It's nothing special, We still have to stop the car to do that.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

I think my brain is not working correctly today....I don't get most of these.....maybe because I've already:

Got body 'parts' caught in a zipper.

Tilted a bag of chips over my head to get the last ones and gotten crumbs in my eyes. I HATE it when that happens!

Well, maybe not the milk jug, but I've lifted plenty of Cranberry Juice jugs over my head for that late night drink.

Cursed traffic by stringing together curse words in new and imaginative ways. If you don't believe me, drive with me on my daily commute sometime.

Ok, I've never plucked a wedgie out in public.

Fix any plumbing problem while exposing some rear end....no, but I fixed a furnace problem in my bathrobe with nothing underneath and had the bathrobe fall open - does that count?

Gotten a manicure with a small swiss army knife - all the time, just ask Terry.

Maybe not for distance, but everytime we're out for a walk and we cross a bridge I have to spit into the water. Something my mother taught me, and my father taught her.

Stirred creamer into my coffee with a writing utensil....

And I'll add a few...

I've never peed in a bottle while driving, but I have peed standing up.

Haven't scratched myself in public, but sure wish I could have.

hmmmm....have to think on this for awhile and see if I can come up with anymore.....

Oh, and in case you're wondering, I have two brothers and no sisters so I wasn't raised to be a nice feminine girly girl....whew!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by slick
[B]Oh God, that reminds me of a "date from hell" that I had once. It involved a long-distance trucker and a milk jug.
B]

We stop at a lot of truck stops with the motorhomes. It's really nice being in places that are sized BIG and we don't have problems making turns. Anyway, you'd be amazed at what we see. For the most part they are pretty clean - just awful smokey - but sometimes....eeewwwww....the least they could do is throw it in the garbage can instead of just out the door onto the ground.

I have great respect for truck drivers and we meet up with some great guys. Friendly, courteous and interested in the motorhome. But, as usual, there are always a few bad apples.

[DJFyrewolf36]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
I think my brain is not working correctly today....I don't get most of these.....maybe because I've already:

Got body 'parts' caught in a zipper.

Tilted a bag of chips over my head to get the last ones and gotten crumbs in my eyes. I HATE it when that happens!

Well, maybe not the milk jug, but I've lifted plenty of <a href="cranberry%20juice" onmouseover="window.status='Cranberry Juice'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">Cranberry Juice</a> jugs over my head for that late night drink.

Cursed traffic by stringing together curse words in new and imaginative ways. If you don't believe me, drive with me on my daily commute sometime.

Ok, I've never plucked a wedgie out in public.

Fix any plumbing problem while exposing some rear end....no, but I fixed a furnace problem in my bathrobe with nothing underneath and had the bathrobe fall open - does that count?

Gotten a manicure with a small <a href="swiss%20army%20knife" onmouseover="window.status='swiss army knife'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">swiss army knife</a> - all the time, just ask Terry.

Maybe not for distance, but everytime we're out for a walk and we cross a bridge I have to spit into the water. Something my mother taught me, and my father taught her.

Stirred creamer into my coffee with a writing utensil....

And I'll add a few...

I've never peed in a bottle while driving, but I have peed standing up.

Haven't scratched myself in public, but sure wish I could have.

hmmmm....have to think on this for awhile and see if I can come up with anymore.....

Oh, and in case you're wondering, I have two brothers and no sisters so I wasn't raised to be a nice feminine girly girl....whew!

I'm with you T & P!

[RICHARD]

I love it.....
I post a thread and I get all you women to admit to all your bad habits....



HAHA!

Fooled you!!

[Karen]

You just titled the thread wrong, Richard.

Methinks it could have been "think women never SHOULD do, but men do unthinkingly"

or "Things men THINK they can get away with"

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by RICHARD
I was thinking about all the things that men can do and women can't..


Without further ado..

Get body 'parts' caught in a zipper.

Well, now that's just WRONG!
I am rather, er, well endowed on top. Have you never heard of a jacket?

I even got trapped under my car once when I was working on the muffler. My dear dad pushed the car down so I was trapped by those same body parts and couldn't get out. He stood there laughing his head off. MEN!

I failed to see the humor in the situation!

[slick]

Ah yes, body parts
I was at work one day and attempting to lean over to clear a paper jam in the photocopier. My *ahem* body part leaned up against the green start button and low and behold......

Thank goodness it wasn't placed under the lid.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by slick
Ah yes, body parts
I was at work one day and attempting to lean over to clear a paper jam in the photocopier. My *ahem* body part leaned up against the green start button and low and behold......

Thank goodness it wasn't placed under the lid.

LOL! People would have seen a side of you they don't get to see every day, that's for sure!

[Cincy'sMom]

Originally posted by slick
Ah yes, body parts
I was at work one day and attempting to lean over to clear a paper jam in the photocopier. My *ahem* body part leaned up against the green start button and low and behold......

Thank goodness it wasn't placed under the lid.

Not exactly the same, but how bout honking the car horn with a body part, when twisting around to reach something?!?

[dukedogsmom]

My body parts would have to be part magician to perform that feat!

[slick]

Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
Not exactly the same, but how bout honking the car horn with a body part, when twisting around to reach something?!?

ROFLMAO!!! Now THAT I've gotta try.....