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    The great Satan.

    The great Satan is at it again.

    The United States sent some aid to the earthquake victims
    on Bam, Iran....

    At last count there were almost 35,000 people killed and countless others hurt. 35,000 people will fill up your local sports venue.

    Some aid efforts, notably one led by former Red Cross head, Libby Dole, were turned down by the Iranian government.

    Here in the US we get a same magnitude quake and we lose 3 people with 10 hurt....thanks to the building codes and the fact that the government doesn't insist on keeping us poor and illiterate..

    Or maybe being in league with Satan has it's privileges.

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    YOU'VE got to be kidding!!! They turned down the aide? I hadn't heard that. I did hear that our old buddy Osama sent a message to us about Brittany Spears! lol


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    Originally posted by mugsy
    YOU'VE got to be kidding!!! They turned down the aide? I hadn't heard that. I did hear that our old buddy Osama sent a message to us about Brittany Spears! lol
    Israel offered but were also turned down.

    There have also been reports that some people were turning down transfusions of 'Jewish blood'.


    Poor baby,

    I guess living in a cave isn't becoming of the leader of Al Queda...

    Tsk, Tsk Osama....I always thought that you were a little tougher than you seem to be..but then again a whole year of camping and running for my life would make me bitter, too!

    He's pissed off that Brittney can makes videos and he just sends out audio tape. Get some implants and a cheesey wardrobe and you'll be back in business...
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    I guess living in a cave isn't becoming of the leader of Al Queda...

    Tsk, Tsk Osama
    I hear there's a nice little bunker in Iraq that's now available.

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Are we feeling a bit testy tonight?? lol

    Osama simply doesn't like us because we have what they don't....oh yeah...and we're infidels.

    As for Brittany....if I hear one more report about her marriage and anullment, I may have to do something drastic.


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    OBL said something nasty about my girl Britney??? Just what I needed- another reason to hate him.

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    Originally posted by catland
    I hear there's a nice little bunker in Iraq that's now available.

    lol, When OBL moves in we'll get Saddam to come over and decorate his spider hole......Like that program "guess who's coming to decorate"




    Close you eyes Osama.........

    We've white washed the walls and put in a new fan...

    Now can you guess who came over to help us out???


    Mugs,

    Testy???

    Me, Testy???
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    Well gee, you would actually hate some poor cave dweller? That hates us women with a Passion? We are only women!! Guess he don't like the fact that we wear the pants and he is stuck in his cave with only nightclothes to wear.....and he has to move a lot, no cave to call his home for very long at a time.....

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Mugs,

    Testy???

    Me, Testy???

    Somehow Richard, on you, it's endearing!! lol


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    Originally posted by mugsy
    Somehow Richard, on you, it's endearing!! lol

    Here I represent the Great Satan and you call me "endearing"..

    Nothing gets by you.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
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    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Originally posted by 2kitties
    OBL said something nasty about my girl Britney??? Just what I needed- another reason to hate him.
    yes, something about your girl brittney's LV wedding... which, I gotta say has my eyes rolling so far back I look like Reagan from the Exorcist....
    -babolaypo


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    But don't you think that it would be hypocritical of Iran to take the U.S.'s money if they're so opposed to everything we stand for?

    Just a thought....

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    Don't take it....doesn't matter to me....just don't whine about how evil we are and how rich we are and and and.....


    just a thought...


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    No need to get snarky about it. I was just trying to bring up a point.


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    It hasn't ever stopped them before to take our money and aid. Or any of the other countries that hate us. End of soap box

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