One year to the day after he dangled his own child over a balcony in Germany, Federal lawmakers have filed charges against Michael Jackson for multiple counts of child molestation. Good 'ole Mikey is nowhere to be found. Lawmakers secured a search warrant for his Neverland Ranch and have found evidence of molestation.

Because he has so many Lear jets at his disposal, lawmakers also fear that he might very well be a flight risk.

Now I'm just waiting for Rev. Al Sharpton to come out from under his rock and claim it's a racial thing.

*sigh* Why the heck did they wait so long??? The system should've taken his children away one year ago.