Some thoughts for our more "mature" members

[jonza]

What a woman wants in a man!

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I want in a man, revised list (age 30)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I want in a man, revised list (age 40)

1. Not too ugly (bald head okay)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I want in a man, revised list (age 50)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed, has a full set of teeth.
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I want in a man, revised list (age 65)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I want in a man, revised list (age 75)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

john

[lynnestankard]

LOL!!! HOW TRUE!!!

Thanks John

Lynne

[Pam]

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME. UNFORTUNATELY I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF TRUTH THERE!

[gini]

What a crack up! Thanks, John!

.....breathing.........

[mugsy]

I've seen that before...what a riot!

[moosmom]

John,

THAT was a riot. You just brightened my day.

[jenluckenbach]

LOL

[luckies4me]

Oh man! That is the funniest thing I have read in a VERY long time!

[zippy-kat]

too cute!

[Edwina's Secretary]

I've sent it to all my woman friends who are "of an age!"

[Barbara]

What age are you talking about? The age of the man or the age of the woman

[lovemyshiba]

that's funny--I'm only 26, but I can see how my tastes have changed since, maybe high school. I'm happily married, and my husband does have all of the qualities I would want, most importantly, a sense of humor, and honesty. It helps that he has so much more!!!

[iceyshiver21]

This is my third time hearing this... and i Die laughing every time!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara
What age are you talking about? The age of the man or the age of the woman

when a woman misses the toilet something's REALLY wrong

[sammi]

Never heard that before and it is funny!!!