"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
Could have been worse ....
He could have decided to go commando that day.
Or decided to wear his wife pink, lacy thong.
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"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
So Candace.
Tell us what it's like to have your skirt stuck in the back of your pantyhose.![]()
"I'm Back !!"
Oh paleeeeeze Candace, mate, old buddy, light of my life.....tell me.![]()
"I'm Back !!"
I've seen toilet paper streaming behind after visit to ladies room. I don't have any idea what it got stuck to.![]()
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I did it at work. (Some of you might remember that I apparently have trouble dressing myself. . wearing shirts backwards, inside out, etc.)
I had on a long flowy cotton skirt that fit very loosely around my legs (I don't even think I was wearing pantyhose, but I don't remember) so the air issue never really came into play. The bottom part of the skirt was tucked into either the pantyhose or my knickers and I walked out of the bathroom that way. Thankfully a coworker (female) was right outside the door and intervened by screaming "Cathy, your whole @$$ is hanging out!"
First reaction: major embarrassment and humiliation
Second reaction: uncontrollable laughter that lasted most of the day and came back unexpected whenever I thought of Elaine shouting.
When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
Oh how funny, Catherinedana! Great save thanks to your co-worker, too.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
Isn't it absolutely wonderful to be human and then laugh till you pee your pants with your friends?????
Well peeing in ones pants could be the solution to this problem.
If everyone peed in their pants we wouldn't have the "skirt caught in their pantyhose" dilemma. Or guys catching their "you know what" in the zipper when they are in a hurry.
I think we have solved that now. We really need to come up with a solution for "wedgies"![]()
"I'm Back !!"
Wom
__________________Well peeing in ones pants could be the solution to this problem.
If everyone peed in their pants we wouldn't have the "skirt caught in their pantyhose" dilemma. Or guys catching their "you know what" in the zipper when they are in a hurry.
I think we have solved that now. We really need to come up with a solution for "wedgies"
Commando![]()
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