Thursdays #385 Patriotic Punsters!!!

[Lady's Human]

Richard is off on a week of mandated vacation.

He's only allowed to be a guest in the bar.

Being that the shortest path between two puns is......(drum roll, please)

A Straight line


(You can stop groaning now)

And there are 13 straight lines in the flag, it's going to be a punny Fourth.

Don't care if they're canned or original.

The menu? A clambake, of course, and being that it's Thursdays, I can ACTUALLY HAVE LOBSTAH!@

The DOTD is simple, Sam Adams. Could be John Adams, but that would be a short shot.

Can't have a Thomas Jefferson, that'd be too long a draft.

On that note, PUN AWAY!

[Lady's Human]

I almost forgot, Blueberry cake and coffee ring for dessert.

No eggs Benedict in the bar, we booted his butt back to England (I know, that's just Tory-ble)

[davidpizzica]

Aw, C'mon, LH! Quit egging me on! A BIG mug of coffee for me and I'll dive into that coffee ring. Today I think I'll dig out my dvd copy of "1776" and watch it.

[Puckstop31]

A Washington Apple? Or is that too tall an order?

A John Jay? Or is that for the birds?


How about a Gen. Greene? Or would that cause to much envy?


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Cut me off before they boo me out. LOL

[RICHARD]

Lobster,

Can I have a giant serving, or do I have to check the claws in my contract?

lolololol

[Catherinedana]

If you toss a serving of that deep-sea crustacean over to me, does that make YOU the lob-ster?

Ouch

[lvpets2002]

Yum Lobster with BlueBerry Cake please.. Yes of course LIT too please.. Where is Orc?? Orc Orc come on & tend the bar.. Cant never find that boy when their is work to be done..

Lobster,

Can I have a giant serving, or do I have to check the claws in my contract?

lolololol

[davidpizzica]

Do you want me to round up Orc and get the ceement mixer going? He might be in a "remote" place!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Speaking of something phunny: I heard on the news about some US flags that were made in China recently. Seems they have 61 stars and it took a while for anyone to notice. That's what they get for letting our flags be make out of the USA.

No seafood for me please. I don't care for it. But I'd love some blueberry cake.

[Lady's Human]

Coffee does have a ring to it, David, there ya go.

Coffee with a brown ring on the side. You don't even have to spill it to stain the table!

A Washington Apple is a tall order, but they just have no bite.

Richard, there's no claws in your contract, but there are lots of tails.......

With or without butter?

BTW, Doesn't matter who the lob-ster is, as long as they're not the ones getting steamed.

Orc is out this week, he saw what I was cooking and worried that they might be relatives. He was gone faster than light...........relatively speaking.

MOFF here's your blueberry cake. We know Pres. Obama didn't sign that contract, otherwise there'd be 57 stars, not 61.

[Bonny]

Punxsutawney Bill got chased into the utility mule by the dogs & I drove part way home & locked the dogs up. I even lifted the box in the back so he/she would leave. I have checked two times now & Punxsutawney is still sitting in the under carriage. So while I am patiently waiting could you mix me up a nice cold glass of MILK. in a patriotic glass with red, white, & blue stars on it?

[lvpets2002]

OMG you have got to be kidding me.. UUmmppss Yes how to phunny..

Speaking of something phunny: I heard on the news about some US flags that were made in China recently. Seems they have 61 stars and it took a while for anyone to notice. That's what they get for letting our flags be make out of the USA.

No seafood for me please. I don't care for it. But I'd love some blueberry cake.

[RICHARD]

No seafood for me please. I don't care for it. But I'd love some blueberry cake.

I was on a seefood diet for a long time.

I'd see it until it disappeared right under my nose!

[lvpets2002]

Yups I know thats one too.. SeeFood for some more fish & LIT please.. Yes David its time to round up the Orc & get the mixer a going..

I was on a seefood diet for a long time.

I'd see it until it disappeared right under my nose!

[Catty1]

Sore throat today. Waah. OK, I will clam up now.

Need something soothing on the throat...sort of like caffe latte shake without the actual dairy in it. What would you recommend, Dr Barkeep?