Animal loving gone too far?

[Lady's Human]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/26/...unk/index.html


(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.

But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.

Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.

Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.

The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.

Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.

[wombat2u2004]

Was he giving it mouth to mouth resuscitation ???

[RICHARD]

I poked my dead possum with a stick, then tossed him.

It was too early in the morning to be drunk?

[Catherinedana]

I poked my dead possum with a stick

You are something else, dude.

[king2005]

lol I read that on Fark a couple days ago

[RICHARD]

You are something else, dude.

This, from a woman who adopts baby guitars?

[wombat2u2004]

This, from a woman who adopts baby guitars?

She uses them to poke dead possums with....and then jumps backwards with a yell in F# dim.

[CountryWolf07]

she uses them to poke dead possums with....and then jumps backwards with a yell in f# dim.

lol.

[Catherinedana]

It may be true about the F# diminished screaming when poking any dead creature. . .but I would NEVER EVER use my lovely baby Martin to poke ANYTHING! How could you even THINK that!!!

[phesina]

This took place in PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA, too! Maybe he though it was Punxsutawney Phil?

I didn't know Punxsutawney even existed apart from the location of Phil's hole.

[wombat2u2004]

It may be true about the F# diminished screaming when poking any dead creature. . .but I would NEVER EVER use my lovely baby Martin to poke ANYTHING! How could you even THINK that!!!

Well....maybe touch them lightly with the plectrum ????

[RICHARD]

I didn't know Punxsutawney even existed apart from the location of Phil's hole.

Which end?


You all are a filthy bunch.

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Put the baby away, I'll call the cops on you.

And

Put the plectrum back in the box and into the closet.

Have you no shame?

[wombat2u2004]

Have you no shame?

Yer on Pettalk now.....we have none that we know of

[Twisterdog]

Hmmm .... poking a dead possum ....

Would that be considered beastiality or necrophila?

[RICHARD]

Hmmm .... poking a dead possum ....

Would that be considered beastiality or necrophila?

I'd think both?