Kitty Aboose! Need Legal Help!

[Pinot's Mom]

Mom recently posted that I might be taking notes on posting while in her lap and she was right. Being in her lap was all a ruse...I needed to seek legal advise!!
The service around this place is not what it should be for a kitty of my status! Do you know when I got breakfast this morning? 8:15!! Have you ever heard of such a thing?! I've also heard tell the hoomans here will be away this weekend, which means who knows when I'll be fed?? There's someone named Vicky that comes in sometimes, but I just don't know...when I picked these people I expected certain things, you know? I haven't even been able to romp outside; they say it's because of rain...whatever....

Anyone know a good kitty lawyer?

Pinot the aboosed...

[lvpets2002]

Too Funny.. Oww heck you dont need a kitty lawyer.. You needs to just remind your meowmom of who is in charge here..

[Freedom]

Breakfast at 8:15? That is HORRIBLE! We always wakes our mum UP at a nice dark hour for breakfast, and we won't let her roll over either. You needs to takes some lessons, stop on by about 5:45 AM tonorrow, we'll show you. Knock everything off the night stand, den off the bureau. Yowl and howl and swat at her nose sticking out from under da covers. It WORKS I tell ya!
-- Sparkle and Crew

[mrspunkysmom]

Spunky here:
"I agree. Meowmy is on that computer instead of feeding me right now. And she didn't feed me until 7:45 this morning, which is 30 minutes late. Really. I've waited patiently this afternoon and given head bumps. Next I foul the commode, HA!!!!! You should try it. It gets her up and moving.

We've got to train the hoomins constantly."

Spunky eats 24/7. where does he put it?

[happylabs]

Hey...this is Buddy the cat talking. That really sounds like aboose to me. Don't go to a loyer yet. Here is what I do. I go up to maw and bump, bump, bump her. Then I meow like I am dying. She pats my head and continues on that darn computer. What is with that thing anyway?!? I find if I keep sounding more and more pathetic she eventually gets up and gets me what I want. I am treated pretty good but sometimes she does forget it is dinner time - it's her age I think. That is why I have to remind her. I hope your sitsuashen clears up.

[catmandu]

This is Your Senior Kittyzen Pal Michael aka The Dream Cat!
I may be Mr Purr but when its 7 AM and theres no fresh Whiska Pouch opened for me , then you better bet that I let my Dad know with Several LOUD MEEEEOOOOWS!
And then I look sad, and that always bring My Old Dad stumbling over with Our Breakfast!!!
We Cats RULE!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOD NOWWWW!!!!

[phesina]

Sydney here:

Every morning at 5:00, I start working on her.. meow-meow-meow, and tap-tap-tap on her face with the paw.

[astrid]

Yes dear, Sydney is right, tap-tap in the face works for me... you can also try to put your paw in your mom's nose and I'll tell you: she'll wake up immediately!

Purrs,
Sophie

[momcat]

Hi Pinot!
I just got in from Cat Court and this is the first I've seen your message. My Meowmie says that your purrents would never aboose or neglect you but I find your message quite disturbing. No breakfast until 8:15? Unacceptable! Then abandon you for the weekend? And if that's not bad enough a strange hoomin comes to your house? If the weather in Ellicot City is anything like it is in Trenton, believe me, you don't want to go outside. It's all rainy and cold out there.

Don't worry about a thing. I'll be on the 8:00pm Amtrak train tonight to BWI and have already arranged for a ride to your house. I already sent Meowmie out to get plenty of fried chicken and crab legs so get ready for a feast guaranteed to make your empty tummy very happy.

Time to get ready to leave. I'll call you from my cell phone so we can start planning our legal strategy. Hang on, help is on the way!

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[cassiesmom]

We always wakes our mum UP at a nice dark hour for breakfast

Dear Pinot,

Over the past year or so I have trained my hoomin to serve me a pre-breakfast around 4:30 AM. MEOW! Wake up, fudz lady! Then I let her go back to bed for a few hours. I thank her for doing this by being a snuggle kitty till the alarm goes off. Then she gives me breakfast (second half) while she is making hers. I awaken her for my pre-breakfast seven days a week. I started this when she got the cast off her ankle last November. She still thinks I will eat my dry food if I get hungry in the night and that will tide me over till the alarm goes off at 7:15. Silly hoomin.

Purrs,
Cassie

Elyse here: Sweet Pinot, I would be more than happy to feed you at your preferred hour, but you are in Maryland and I am in Chicago, so I don't think that would work. I would also be delighted to serve Mr. Purr at 7 and Sparkle and crew at whatever oh-dark-thirty hour they desire, but again, they're there and I am here. But my intentions are good!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Pinot,

We feel your pain. For the last week and a half we have been LOCKED UP during the day time. We have been able to hear all kinds of frightening --- yet interesting noises. Walls torn out and rebuilt - floors and carpet ripped out and replaced and paint, paint, paint. Do they not need us to supervisor?

Eddie is a very good supervisor...


Meowmie says we have to stay in there until all the water damage is fixed! All we have is two beds, two chairs, two windows to look out, our litter pan, water and kibbles.

Please let us know when you find a good attorney! Our claim for cruel and unusual treatment will exceed the homeowner's claim!!

Cagily,

Edwina and Eddie

[slick]

I'M sHokkeD At dA TreetmUnt YoU Get!!!! I Go tHru dA SaMe TinG wHen it'S DiNnEr TiMe..... mY MeowMie saiz dAt I caN'T gEt my wEt Fuud UntIl 6pm - As if I CaN TelL tIme!!!!! I MeOw and MEow RealLy Lowd bUt sHe sTiLL maKeS me WaiT aNd oN w-u-r-k DaYz (wHatEver w-u-r-k is) she DoEsn'T GeT hOme UnTil 8Pm. I Tink MaYbE We sHuD HaVe a SupPoRt GruP BeCauSe cLearLy wE aRe AbooZed!!!!!!

I HoPe YoU PhInd a Gud LaWyer......MaYbE sEnd Me HiZ BizNess KarD!!!

SiNgEd mAx

[happylabs]

I'M sHokkeD At dA TreetmUnt YoU Get!!!! I Go tHru dA SaMe TinG wHen it'S DiNnEr TiMe..... mY MeowMie saiz dAt I caN'T gEt my wEt Fuud UntIl 6pm - As if I CaN TelL tIme!!!!! I MeOw and MEow RealLy Lowd bUt sHe sTiLL maKeS me WaiT aNd oN w-u-r-k DaYz (wHatEver w-u-r-k is) she DoEsn'T GeT hOme UnTil 8Pm. I Tink MaYbE We sHuD HaVe a SupPoRt GruP BeCauSe cLearLy wE aRe AbooZed!!!!!!

I HoPe YoU PhInd a Gud LaWyer......MaYbE sEnd Me HiZ BizNess KarD!!!

SiNgEd mAx

Maybe we cud start a klass akshun suit agenst them! OR we could sine a patishun!

Buddy
Tink
Mamma
Mack

[phesina]

Class action! Class action!!!

Sydney

[momcat]

Dear Fellow Kitties,

The many responses to Pinot's message are extremely disturbing and please be assured that, as a kitty lawyer, I am deeply concerned. I hear your meows, something must be done immediately if not sooner!!!

Poor Pinot is starving...

Eddie and Edwina are locked in a room alone. Not only that, they're left with minimal provisions plus must endure frightening noise to their sensitive ears. Another scary thought here, with the holiday season rapidly approaching is our exquisite fashionista Lady Edwina cut off from the tools of her trade? So many of you lovely girl kitties depend on Lady Edwina's expert lead and advice...

Max, call me on my cell phone ASAP! I'll take your case pro-bono...

A Class Action lawsuit does appear to be in order. To all of you that want to join a class action suit, please contact me right away. I'll meet with some of my kitty lawyer friends at Cat Court so we can see exactly where we stand.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose