Some things just make me laugh...

**MoonandBean** · 02-18-2009, 02:02 PM

This was one of Sunny's pals diary entries today. I'm sorry...too funny not to share

"Since I am now older AND wiser, I have taken it upon myself to become more edumacated. I have started reading more. I have learned quite a bit in these past few days.

I have been particularly interested in learning more about My Rights as a citizen of these here United States. I am shocked to tell you all that my rights have been seriously infringed upon - and I am sure many of you have also had your rights trampled upon!

What I am referring to is our right to Bear Arms!! Yes, the Constituion guarantees us the right to arm ourselves!!! Why, then, are my anal glands emptied on regular intervals? Do you pups know of a better weapon? Is there a better way to protect myself than letting off a few anal gland stinkies?

NO!!!

I have the RIGHT to keep my Anal Glands as a weapon if I feel I am being threatened! Speaking of this... this leads me to my other source of contention:
Unreasonable search and seizure! Keep your fingers out of my bum hole!! That, dear pups, is about as unreasonable as a Search and Seizure can get, no?

We gotta stand up for our rights pups! Who's with me!!!

Fight the Power!"

**MonicanHonda** · 02-18-2009, 07:06 PM

Lol, how adorable. Hahaha. Stinky anal glands.

**boomersooner** · 02-18-2009, 07:33 PM

Okay, knock wood, I've only had one dog...when I was a kid...who had this problem. Cassie has never had the problem, and so far, knock wood again many times, Boomer hasn't either. Do all or most dogs have this problem or do some dogs never have to have theirs expressed....Oh I hate that term....sounds like you are making lemonade or something......by the way, Sunny, tell your friend they have a very good wit about them!!