12 Things PMS Stands For............

**wombat2u2004** · 08-02-2007, 05:31 AM

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. PACK MY STUFF

12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

**Marigold2** · 08-02-2007, 06:16 AM

Oh Wom, you understand woman so well.

**wombat2u2004** · 08-02-2007, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by Marigold2

Oh Wom, you understand woman so well.

Understand women ???? Me ???? Even Albert Einstein couldn't understand women, what hope have I ?????

Wom

**jackmilliesmom** · 08-02-2007, 07:24 AM

But if you don't understand women where do you get your insight into such complicated things as PMS? Ahhhh yes forgot house full of women where you are outnumbered by 4 to 1 - yep forgot that part bet you move out when PMS moves in!!!!!!!!!! LOL

**wombat2u2004** · 08-02-2007, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by jackmilliesmom

But if you don't understand women where do you get your insight into such complicated things as PMS? Ahhhh yes forgot house full of women where you are outnumbered by 4 to 1 - yep forgot that part bet you move out when PMS moves in!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Hmmmmmmmm....well actually, according to Karen and my daughters, PMS is a furfy !!!!!! A condition thought up by women to pull the wool over their mens eyes and to get their own way.
True ?????
Wom

**moosmom** · 08-02-2007, 07:45 AM

Oh Wom,

By NO means is it true. My kid is living PROOF that PMS does exist. I've been trying to tell her she's got PMDD (lots worse than PMS) but she won't believe me. She is absolutely EVIL at which time I ignore her.

Maybe you could have a lil chat with my darling daughter??? Huh??? PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!!

I'd be forever greatful.