I have two problems here.

#1. It's just Milo, as soon as you step away from your lap top for 2 seconds he is up on there laying on it and messing my computer up. How do I get him to stop going up there? I can't use a spray bottle by my lap top or anything wet.

#2. Just recently Duck has started tipping over my garbage can at night and some how geting the lid off and getting into my garbage.
It's a fairly big can so I can't move up higher, not that, that would stop him anyways.

What do I do?!