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    The Poor Dog !!!!!

    Telephone Repairman



    A Tamworth farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
    The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.

    He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole,

    the telephone repairman found:

    1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

    4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

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    Boo, hiss. Bad joke.
    I've Been Boo'd

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    I thought it was electrifying !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1
    I thought it was electrifying !
    I'm shocked! Shocked that you could say such a thing.

    (Had to be quick to say it first)
    Spoiled child, bad
    Spoiled cat, good

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    I'm shocked! Shocked that you could say such a thing.
    (Had to be quick to say it first)
    Yes, you have to keep the humour current.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1
    Yes, you have to keep the humour current.
    Watt ??????

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    AC what you mean! But maybe I am a bit wired!
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    Ohm my...must resist responding any more.

    Spoiled child, bad
    Spoiled cat, good

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    A plug for Abbymom!
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    Good thing the repairman finally figured out what the connection was between the dog & the phone!

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    Isn't it great to have an outlet for our puns?
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    ROFLMBO!!! You guys are Blowing My Circuits!!!
    Maggie,

    I didn't slap you, I just high fived your Face!
    I've Been Boo'd!!

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    Okay, I guess we should switch to another topic.
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    This thread has just been disconnected !!!!

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