Oh Peanut, you look so sophisticated and don't worry, Auntie Slick has bifocals too. Wearing glasses shows a certain "maturity" that can't be beat. Look at it this way, maybe Tubby will leave you alone now.

Oh God, next thing you know Meowmie will be ordering me some Depends!!! How humiliating!!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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