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    I can't drive 55-Thursdays!!!

    Raspberry Zinger

    1 oz. Chambord, 1 oz. Vodka, Splash of Grenadine & Orange Juice

    Shake with ice, Strain into a chilled cocktail glass


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    Let's party!!!!!!

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    Need some help setting up Richard? Look at these nasty windows.. monkey prints all over them, maybe I'll get the windex going while you fix me a drink kind sir.
    Don't forget everyone... no touching the Jaguar

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    Originally posted by lbaker
    Need some help setting up Richard?
    Don't forget everyone... no touching the Jaguar
    Thanks,

    I guess that counts out the Cougar,too........


    Where are the keys to the Pinto????
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    Hi there I will help to . Time for a good spring cleaning. How about a diet lime soda please bar keep. I'll get an extension and clean the ceiling , we may have to repaint (monky poo and all kinds of stuff) up there.

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    I'm in this week. In reference to the theme, here's a short and funny story.

    Many of you know that I went down to meet Laurie in Seattle in Feb. For about a week ahead I was worrying about going the speed limit because you drive in miles and I drive in kilometers and Lord knows I didn't want a speeding ticket. How as I going to convert???

    So I gathered some information and determined that 80 kph was 50 mph then 55 mph must be somewhere around 85 kph. Well, the day before I left I was travelling with someone in my car and explained my situation.

    She kindly pointed out that my speedometer had both....

    So on that note, I'll take a zinger please.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    need help?

    I'll vacuum for a zinger

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    Originally posted by slick
    I'm in this week. In reference to the theme, here's a short and funny story.

    Many of you know that I went down to meet Laurie in Seattle in Feb. For about a week ahead I was worrying about going the speed limit because you drive in miles and I drive in kilometers and Lord knows I didn't want a speeding ticket. How as I going to convert???

    So I gathered some information and determined that 80 kph was 50 mph then 55 mph must be somewhere around 85 kph. Well, the day before I left I was travelling with someone in my car and explained my situation.

    She kindly pointed out that my speedometer had both....

    So on that note, I'll take a zinger please.

    I thought those numbers were like bonus points for keeping the needle at that spot.....

    DONE!

    David,
    Are you sure? You can polish the crystal......it's more sedentary...either way...
    DONE!

    Corrina,
    Diet lime soda!

    DONE! Let's see if the place needs a coat of paint.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    I'll take a zinger too, but what in the world is Chambord? I've never heard of that one.

    Good story, Slick. It's the opposite for us. When we went to Germany and Switzerland a few years back, we rented a car. Well the next thing you know Terry's going 124! I had to remind myself that was Kph and then I was ok.
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    I thought those numbers were like bonus points for keeping the needle at that spot.....

    DONE!

    David,
    Are you sure? You can polish the crystal......it's more sedentary...either way...
    DONE!

    Corrina,
    Diet lime soda!

    DONE! Let's see if the place needs a coat of paint.
    Hey, you talked me into it! you'll never see more polished crystal. a zinger will help

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    Some one better make sure we keep Mario away from the classic cars out in the parking lot.
    Hey Slick great to see you here this week been missing you.
    David don't for get the drops on the chandler Mario loves the little prisms they make.
    Are we giving a prize for the best car out there?

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    i'll fix it up for Mario

    Originally posted by Corinna
    Some one better make sure we keep Mario away from the classic cars out in the parking lot.
    Hey Slick great to see you here this week been missing you.
    David don't for get the drops on the chandler Mario loves the little prisms they make.
    Are we giving a prize for the best car out there?
    I got the crystal just the way Mario likes it! I borrowed my brother's Shelby Mustang and drove it over.

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    Is there such a thing as traffic light zingers? One red, one orange and one green? If not, I'll be the first to try!

    My car is still broken, boo hoo.

    I somehow got nominated for a committee to help make work more fun and exciting and the first meeting for ideas is today. I am an idiot for ever agreeing to this ...
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    I'll vacuum for a zinger
    *sings* Oh Daviiiiiiiiidp,

    I'll take you up on that. I hope you have a better vacuum than I do. Mine sucks!!! No pun intended!

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    I drove my son in laws trans am . Its the primer grey one 1975 just like the Bandits car they are restoring it.

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    Hi, everyone. The Zinger sounds good!

    Slick, so good to see you, I missed you a lot last week.

    What's everybody doing, and what the heck is Mario doing on the chandaler?

    Has Mario had his beer yet?

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!

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