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  1. 03-07-2004, 01:15 PM #1
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    Gross but Funny Teddy story...

    When we had Teddy, he had this large sized beanie brand Golden Retriever. If we said "Go get your girlfriend!" He'd run and find her and bring her out. He'd *cough* hump *cough* her.

    Well, when Mike went to visit Teddy, he said that he still has his girlfriend and she's still in perfect condition. Teddy takes good care of her. Pat told Mike that now that Teddy has gotten taller, he goes into Pat's bedroom, grabs a pillow, drags it out in to the living room, then puts his girlfriend on top of the pillow so that she's his height. Smart puppers. lol. That sick perv!


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  4. 03-07-2004, 11:11 PM #4
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    My aunts Boyfriend at the time was a hunter he had this stuffed red fox in the liveingroom which was about the size a a pug. My aunt had a small mixed breed dog named lilly. Lilly wiukd try to "Make love" to this fox every now and again. It was the funniest thing to see and to top it off Lilly was a GIRL


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