Things our cats do that make us laugh

[trayi52]

I got this in an e-mail sometime back, and thought I should share it with the rest of you cat lovers, I can't remember the writer or where it came from, but it sure does describe my Grover, and I bet you yourselves has had the same thing happen to you. If you have any good jokes to share that you have heard about our beloved cat buddies, then please share them here for a laugh. We all need to laugh, and I know that Grover makes me do a lot of laughing, and yours do you the same way, that is why we love them so much. Isn't it?





CAT'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she's on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

I am a walking static generator. My human doesn't need my help installing a new board in her computer.

I will not bring the city police to the front door by stepping on the speaker phone button and then the automatic 911 dial button.

I will not speed dial the overseas numbers.

I will not walk on the keyboard when my human is writing important emiognaierp ga3qi4 taij@3tgv aa35 a=