Edwina's Side of the Story

**Edwina's Secretary** · 08-12-2003, 04:27 PM

The Beast!!!! He doesn't even know how to handle dogs. I did hear him give out a couple of good hiss but not a single slap to the snout! And, since he is a polydactyl (bet you didn't know that about Mr. Goody Two Shoes, now did you????) he can pack a whollop -- believe me I know. So I let him hang with me. Now he wants to hang with me all the time! I try and hide from him....

But he finds me every time!

Oh for the days when all I had to do was dream of Marius and his shoe fetish!

**Cataholic** · 08-12-2003, 04:30 PM

Oh, poor HH. I bet Eddie has a shoe fetish, too! Just ask him! Don't let Marius be the only love of your life, not when Eddie is soooo close (ok, too close sometimes) to you. I like your hiding place. I could hardly tell it was you underneath that table.

**wolflady** · 08-12-2003, 04:33 PM

Awwww....Miz Edwina! I thought you had forgotten all about me when you pursued other interests. I'm flattered. Those look like some mighty fine shoes there. Do they smell good? There's nothing like the smell of nice leather shoes worn by the 2 leggars. Please don't feel bad, my darling. You won't believe what my meowmie and daddie have done! They brought a....*gasp*....dog home!

She is always barking at the 3 of us kitties, and we were here first! I'm sure she's a bit intimidated by our size, as she is slightly shorter than us, but really! I can tell she's going to be a miss prissy princess right from the get go!

If you need a break from your house invader, maybe we can rendezvous somewhere for a break perhaps???

You're still in my thoughts...
Purringly,
Marius =^..^=

**Barbara** · 08-12-2003, 04:40 PM

Dear Edwina,

I have no idea how Marius came into your life but I would like to invite you for a party in September. We could send Filou to Eddie in Chicago and have the house for ourselves as the local government will go to Oktoberfest with your people.
How does that sound?

Tigris

**Miss Meow** · 08-12-2003, 05:02 PM

Edwina, you still don't look too happy, but at least you've cut out all those swear words from your messages

Just think, a big furry Eduardo can keep you warm on those cold winter nights coming up ...

**krazyaboutkatz** · 08-12-2003, 07:06 PM

Edwina, I think that you may have cast a love spell on Eddie. This may be the reason he wants/needs to be with you all the time.

**Logan** · 08-12-2003, 07:53 PM

I am so envious of Eddie, Edwina. I am sorry that my mom won't let me on a plane to get to Chicago and save you from him.

I still love you.

Butter

**tuxluvr** · 08-12-2003, 08:17 PM

Edwina, Scooter and I are giving high-paws to your tenacity in maintaining the "aloof" stance for such a record period of time....you are upholding the "snooty little cutie" standard of primadonna pusses the world over......

but...meowmie sez you should give Eduardo a break - she keeps drooling over those pictures like she's never seen a cat before, and I'm afraid if this goes on she will want to bring Eduardo to OUR house...and...well, that just won't do! I require all of the attention in this house......so, make nice with the big furry toe-ey cat!

yours in stylish form
Miz Ritz

**Ally Cat's Mommy** · 08-13-2003, 02:09 AM

Oh Madam Edwina, you can always be relied on for an entertaining (if somewhat biased) commentary!

But upon close examination of your "hiding place" I can only conclude that you are being a bit of a "tease" and you wanted Eddie to find you

**ramanth** · 08-13-2003, 08:57 AM

Awww Edwina... won't you give Eduardo a chance?

**Sara luvs her Tinky** · 08-13-2003, 09:07 AM

Mizz. Edwina...

Sweety.... you are really missing out on all the advantages of having a brother.... You know that spot on the top of your head... an the back of your neck that you can never seem to reach???? I bet Mr. Eduardo would loooove to help you get those places nice and smooth out for you!!....

Tinky sez...

Mizzy.. Edwina...

If you want some advices on howz to be a good sizter... I will give you some hintz!! I bet Mr. Eduardo iz reallys nice... you shoulds give himz a chance!

**lbaker** · 08-13-2003, 09:13 AM

all we are saaaaaying, is give peace a chance

**catmandu** · 08-13-2003, 09:37 AM

Edwina , you have the Life of Riley. Here at the LostCats Hotel , I have to live with and share my food and treats with , get this 12 other Cats! Not even my Whiskas Temptations are safe. I mean my Temptations!Although it is nice to have othr Cats to play with , like my pal Micheal , Moose the Magnificent and John the Siamese.My Bud! So dont feel too bad , my love! Did you get your Hempie yet? xxxxxxxxxxxx JJJ3.oooooxxxxx!

**Edwina's Secretary** · 08-13-2003, 10:04 AM

I thought you had forgotten all about me when you pursued other interests.

Oh Marius....a woman never forgets her first love....even when she loses him to a pair of size ten Converse shoes!

I am sorry that my mom won't let me on a plane to get to Chicago and save you from him.

Butter.....may I suggest a train, a bus, hitchhiking?!?!?!?!?

I would like to invite you for a party in September. We could send Filou to Eddie in Chicago

Oh Tigris....that sounds very interesting....Two questions....what do I wear!!!! and how to make sure Filou leaves before I return (perhaps taking Eddie with him!) I'm NOT putting up with two of them!

**bisi.cat** · 08-13-2003, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by lbaker
all we are saaaaaying, is give peace a chance

Maybe we should all gather for a flash mob...singing this song...throwing our hats into the air...and hope HH Miss Edwina and Eddie will get the message!?

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