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    Goofy cat laws

    I don't know if these are true but they sure are funny!!

    SOME GOOFY CAT LAWS:

    Cats may not yowl after 9 pm in Columbus, Georgia.

    In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not
    allowed to have sex without a permit.

    Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute
    in Barber, North Carolina.

    In Sterling, Colorado, it is unlawful to allow a pet
    cat to run loose without a taillight.

    The local council in Lorinc, Hungary issued new regulations
    in 2001, saying cats can only be taken on to the street
    on leads. Officials say the measure will protect the
    public from the "dangerous menace of free range cats."

    Cats in International Falls, Minnesota, are not allowed
    to chase dogs up telephone poles.

    Cats living in Cresskill, New Jersey, must wear three
    bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

    French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring
    all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th.

    In Kentucky, dogs are not allowed to attack or bother
    cats, though they can legally fight with each other.

    In Baltimore, Maryland, it's illegal to take a lion
    to the movies.

    It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting
    license, if the mice live in Cleveland, Ohio or
    California.

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    ROFLMAO

    "In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not
    allowed to have sex without a permit. "
    What California won't do to raise money.

    "In Sterling, Colorado, it is unlawful to allow a pet
    cat to run loose without a taillight. "
    I just want to know where it's mounted.


    "The local council in Lorinc, Hungary issued new regulations
    in 2001, saying cats can only be taken on to the street
    on leads. Officials say the measure will protect the
    public from the "dangerous menace of free range cats."
    Now there's a delicious meal idea! Free range cat . . mmm--mmm-good!!!!
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    cat laws

    seriously, are these laws for real???????

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    I'm sure they are. LOL!
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    "In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit."
    Too funny! I live in Ventura County and haven't heard that one before!
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    It's possible that they were laws at one time, and might still be. There really are an amazing amount of goofy laws on the books that most people don't even know about.

    The scarey part is that something had to have happened at one point or another to even have someone think of making it a law. And the scarier part is that some city council or something voted on all of these to make them laws! Now who, in their right mind, would vote to make it illegal to have a cat chase a dog up a telephone pole!!?! Ok, maybe their brains were a little numb seeing as how it's Minnesota and all (sorry to any Minnesotans out there) but how many dogs do you know can climb a telephone pole?!!!
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    oh no then I couldn't take my pet lion to the show anymore!!?? oh my gosh he will be heartbroken!

    and I just can not keep the tail light on the cats! I try but it keeps falling off!




    those laws were made because of the rouque band of cats that refuse to stop terrorizing dogs and other cats and people!
    they run around without their taillights or bells, wrecking all kinds of havoc!!
    Last edited by toughCookie; 11-13-2002 at 10:04 PM.

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