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    Can Cold water clean dishes? *Joke*

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
    This is for all the germ conscious folks
    that worry about using cold water to clean.


    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
    in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

    After spending a great evening chatting the night away,
    the next morning John's grandfather prepared
    breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

    However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
    and questioned his grandfather asking,

    'Are these plates clean?'

    His grandfather replied,

    'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
    Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


    For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

    Again, John was concerned about the plates,
    as his appeared to have tiny specks around
    the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

    'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

    Without looking up the old man said,

    'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
    clean as cold water can get them.. Now don't you
    fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town
    and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog
    started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

    John yelled and said,
    'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


    Without diverting his attention from the football game
    he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

    'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

    Meet Coldwater:

    http://happylabs.tripod.com/coldwater.html

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    HA HA!! I love it!! I knew, while reading it, that it must have something to do with a dog.
    Our goal in life should be - to be as good a person as our dog thinks we are.

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    An old joke, I originally heard it as "soap and water," instead of cold water. Soap was the cat's name, and Water was the dog's name!
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    LOL An oldie but a goodie.
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  5. LOL i was just thinking of this the other day. never gets old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    An old joke, I originally heard it as "soap and water," instead of cold water. Soap was the cat's name, and Water was the dog's name!
    I never heard either of these before. And here I thought I had a new joke. Sigh.....

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    Hee hee.....I've never heard that joke before. Very good.


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    LOL!! I have heard this one and it is a good one I might add!

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    Haha!! Nice!!

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    I hadn't heard this joke before. All I can say is "EWWWWW Yuck!!!".

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