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    Proof God Enjoys A Good Laugh

    PROOF GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!





    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    1. He called everyone brother


    2. He liked Gospel

    3. He didn't get a fair trial




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business

    2. He lived at home until he was 33

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure He was God




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


    1. He talked with His hands

    2. He had wine with His meals

    3. He used olive oil




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:


    1. He never cut His hair

    2. He walked around barefoot all the time

    3. He started a new religion




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

    1. He was at peace with nature

    2. He ate a lot of fish

    3. He talked about the Great Spirit



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.

    2. He was always telling stories.

    3. He loved green pastures.



    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:


    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do




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    that was freaking awesome!!
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    LOVED IT!!! Thanks for posting that!

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    THat brought some funnay.



















    Of course because I found it funnay according to the PC elitists I am...

    Racist...


    Anti semitic...


    Anti Italian...


    Even the hard core PC crowd cant call me anti Californian, anti Californian politics yes...



    Anti Native American...


    Heck all the best Saints are Irish, why not our Lord and Savior. This would be a good argument that Obama isnt the One...


    And last but not least, I am a misogynist for thinking the last bit was funnay.
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    Amen !!!


    I've been Boo'd...
    Thanks Barry!

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    Thank you ladies. Appreciate the support, and Amen back to you all.
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    Well, personally, I still think God is a male. Only a male would put a snake in a garden and still call it Paradise!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces View Post
    well, personally, i still think god is a male. Only a male would put a snake in a garden and still call it paradise!!! :d
    lmfao




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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces View Post
    Well, personally, I still think God is a male. Only a male would put a snake in a garden and still call it Paradise!!!
    Not only that, but if God is a female wouldnt Jesus be female as well? My money is on God not being male or female.
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    if we are going to make this serious then my opinion is God is not ANY kind of earthly being. God's not anything or anyone our experiences can show us. God is not white, black, male female etc etc... God is everything and everyone. God is not ONE thing. Jesus was God's earthly appearance but NOT what God is





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    Quote Originally Posted by sparks19 View Post
    if we are going to make this serious then my opinion is God is not ANY kind of earthly being. God's not anything or anyone our experiences can show us. God is not white, black, male female etc etc... God is everything and everyone. God is not ONE thing. Jesus was God's earthly appearance but NOT what God is

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    Well said.
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