The Would You Have Been A Nazi test.

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The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

To me, the most frightening horror of World War II is that many Germans sat idly by, while their leaders stomped all over Europe and slaughtered innocent people.



Amazingly, the German people embraced their Führer, or at the very least, they accepted him. It was cool and patriotic to support Hitler. (Close-minded, though.)

Link.

My results...

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

Post up your scores.

[DJFyrewolf36]

I question this tests validity, based on the fact that it asks questions based on whats going on in THIS country. I doubt there is a government plot to exterminate an entire race...

If there was I would fight against it. Somehow this test seemed a bit off.

Edit: I scored atypical German. What did you have to answer to score in the resistance category out of curiosity? (PM as to not spoil the test for others)

[jennielynn1970]

Here's me:


The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic

The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. - I don't buy this statement that I wouldn't have cared enough one way or the other.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Medusa]

Here's me:


The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic

The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. - I don't buy this statement that I wouldn't have cared enough one way or the other.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

You scored the same as I, Jenn.

[RICHARD]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the a-hole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

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Achtung, baby!

I laughed out loud when this came up.

[pomtzu]

AARRGGGHHH! A Foot Soldier!

Hey all - I'm not really THAT bad!

[kokopup]

My test results

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[jenluckenbach]

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually

[kuhio98]

Haven't taken the test yet, but thought I'd share some info from my friend Liesel. Liesel was a Nazi. She didn't believe the BS, but if she wanted to work and feed her family, she was required to join the Nazi party. During the war, she worked as a translator for the Nazi's since she spoke English, French and Russian as well as German. Her mother was killed when the Allies bombed her town.

The Nazi's transported her to Russia and when they lost the war she had to walk back home to Germany. She married an American and has lived happily in Texas since 1948.

She readily admits she was a member of the Nazi party. She felt she had to be to survive. She has told me that a lot of people espoused the Nazi BS just to survive -- but they really didn't believe it.

[Karen]

Lots of the questions didn't have answers I felt matched how I felt. I don't think any simple test can determine whether or how good of a Nazi you would have been or not been, but it is just a silly Internet thing.

[RICHARD]

I don't think any simple test can determine whether or how good of a Nazi you would have been or not been, but it is just a silly Internet thing.

Wait until I get in charge of things and start to get rid of the dumb people on the planet.

Then you'll see how true the test was!

I always approach any test found on the 'net as fun and harmless. I mean, how can anyone do a test to measure your background with questions that you cannot answer truthfully?

Now, back to my minions!

[Desert Arabian]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the a$$hole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

Find it so hard to believe

[Catty1]

Aw, nuts!

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

[Daisy and Delilah]

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 62% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

[kuhio98]

Had a chance to take the test. My results:

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!