Should Walmart sell wine?

[MoonandBean]

Walmart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item ----

Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce
the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.


Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Walmart brand
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive
wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of
Arkansas . "But the right name is important."


Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Walmart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of
popularity were:


10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).


P.S. Don't bother writing back that this i s a hoax. I know possum is
not a white meat!

[Karen]

Sounds like they really want to compete with Trader Joe's famous 2-buck Chuck ...

I'm not a wine drinker, so have no opinion on the matter, frankly. People who want cheap booze will find the cheapest stuff they can, anyway.

[JenBKR]

Well I'm a little slow....I actually thought this was real until I got to the wine names!

I'll vote for Chateau Traileur Parc

[Karen]

It is real, in that Walmart is teaming with Gallo, etc. Just the names are the joke part!

[MoonandBean]

OMG! I thought it was a joke too. I work in a drug and alcohol rehab...guess we'll be seeing a lot more wine consumption.

[JenBKR]

Oh wow - thanks Karen! I doubt that we will be seeing that here though. I am always surprised to see alcohol in grocery stores and gas stations in the south. Here in good 'ol PA, you have to go to a distributer or state store!

[lizbud]

Well I'm a little slow....I actually thought this was real until I got to the wine names!

I'll vote for Chateau Traileur Parc

Me too. Vey funny LOL.

I love # 2: Grape Expectations

[Daisy and Delilah]

I'll have to try the White Trashfindel. Funny!!

[lizbud]

Whoops, just saw this.............

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/w...comments/1476/

[Marigold2]

Oh come on Karen T.Joe has some excellent wine and they don't have any possum, they do have really yummy garlic fries, wonderful breads, great candycane oreo type cookies, a lovely array of soups, teas, coffee, cheese, ice cream, cheese cake but no squirral. Try IGA for that.

[Twisterdog]

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

*snort*

Perfect!

[sparks19]

Oh wow - thanks Karen! I doubt that we will be seeing that here though. I am always surprised to see alcohol in grocery stores and gas stations in the south. Here in good 'ol PA, you have to go to a distributer or state store!

agreed.

LOL not an issue here

[smokey the elder]

New York may start selling wine in grocery stores. We now sell beer. The Gov is looking for more things to tax!

[blue]

8. Big Red Gulp

I would actually try that. Ive had Big Red Truck, its a decent merlot.

[pomtzu]

Awww - shucks!!!! Can't buy wine or beer in grocery stores in Delaware. It's only sold in liquor stores or in restaurants to be consumed with a meal!

Nasti Spumante was sounding pretty good to me...