Again, apologies to Dr Seuss!

Do you like cream cheese and ham?
Yes. I love them, Ed I Am!
I will eat it off your plate!
I will eat it early and late!

I do love cream cheese and ham!
Alone? Together? Ed I Am!
Ham and cream cheese on a bun?
On your plate? I'll leave you some.

On bagels? Rye? Or whole wheat bread?
Or a snack with you in our bed?
Would you eat them off the table?
Or steal some while I watch my cable?

Do you like cream cheese and ham?
I do like them! Ed I Am!
I love the tastes and I'd like to savor,
Some cream cheese that is SALMON FLAVORED!