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  1. 08-02-2007, 06:35 AM #1
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    A Blonde Customer.

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kinds. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
    Hellloooo?????? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"?????? (I told him). "It's been a year"!

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed.


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  2. 08-02-2007, 07:26 AM #2
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    Another one for the blonde hall of fame and yet maybe not in her dumb ways she is kinda smart and the contractor well he should sack his sales guy.....
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  3. 08-02-2007, 07:51 AM #3
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  4. 08-02-2007, 09:59 PM #4
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    I have often wondered why men make so much fun of blonds but blondes seem to be the number one fantasy.

    I am confused.
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  5. 08-03-2007, 03:06 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marigold2
    I have often wondered why men make so much fun of blonds but blondes seem to be the number one fantasy.

    I am confused.
    Can I explain that with a little joke ?????

    Q. Whats the mating call of a blonde ????
    A. "Ohhhhhhhhhh....I'm so drunk !!!!!"

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  6. 08-03-2007, 12:43 PM #6
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    Now that is funny, going to keep it for someone I know.
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  7. 08-03-2007, 02:25 PM #7
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    So maybe we're not so dumb after all!
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  8. 08-03-2007, 08:33 PM #8
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    Marilyn Monroe was pure genius. When asked by a reporter what she wore to bed she answered

    Chanel number 5

    That is one of my favorite quotes ever.

    She was a woman who knew how to use her looks.

    From a President to a playright to a baseball player
    She charmed them all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
    Can I explain that with a little joke ?????

    Q. Whats the mating call of a blonde ????
    A. "Ohhhhhhhhhh....I'm so drunk !!!!!"

    Wom
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