Dear Chelsea

I have read your biography today with interest. I also have a neighbourly cat who comes round to spend time with me, my sister and my mum. His name is Micky, and he is ginger and white. Most of the time we don't mind Micky being here, but sometimes he sleeps in our beds, plays with our toys, and eats our food! He is quite forward.

We all think you are a beautiful girl, Chelsea, and so well dressed! It is your feline right to parade around like a Queen. Do not let anyone disuade you from this. If you are thinking of starting a campaign to ban vacuum cleaners and household sprays, the three of us will lend our support.

Congratulations on your great honour today!

Purringly
Samantha x