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Thread: Get ya thinking caps on everyone !!!!!

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    Get ya thinking caps on everyone !!!!!

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
    criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
    institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
    the bathtub".
    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
    because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    Is this right ????
    And.......what would you do ????
    Answer tomorrow !!!
    Wom

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    NOPE!

    Where would you put the water?

    Use the teacup to put water in the bucket!!!!!!

    *whew*...am I spared the funny white coat for now????
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    I'd pull the plug on the bathtub drain. No one said I couldn't right?

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    I'd pull the plug on the bathtub drain. No one said I couldn't right?
    BRILLIANT!
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    Karen, you area GENIUS!!! I thought of the bucket first. DUH!!!

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    Anyone who has been on the internet for more than six months should know the answer to that one!

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    Never seen it before! But it's nice to have two solutions!

    I think anyone who has hosted a forum for more than six months (Karen and Paul) can think outside the box!
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by G535
    Anyone who has been on the internet for more than six months should know the answer to that one!
    Yep, I got that in an e-mail a couple of months ago so I knew the answer was *pull the plug.*

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    Yes folks......Karen is right.
    It's pull the plug.
    So it seems most of you have been spared being institutionalised (for the time being that is !!!)
    Catty1...I'm sorry, but you do not get two bites at he cherry.
    Would you prefer a bed with a view ????
    Wom

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    Wom-

    How about this.......

    I pull out the small bar of C-4 I snuck in with me, roll it into a cutting charge, Prime it, run the det cord, and tell the shrinks to leave?
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    Wom-

    How about this.......

    I pull out the small bar of C-4 I snuck in with me, roll it into a cutting charge, Prime it, run the det cord, and tell the shrinks to leave?
    Mate....we'd all get a bang out of that....eh ???? Heheheheeeee
    Wom

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    and it WOULD in fact empty the tub in short order
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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