top ten things on a cat's mind

[lovemymaltese]

1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ulterior motives?
5. Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?
6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I didn't know you knew my cats! Sounds just like them!

[Rottieluver45]

LOL!!!! Our cats are just like that!!!

[krazyaboutkatz]

LOL Great list.

[kohala]

Either you've been in my - oops - Grasshopper's house, or these are Universal! (I'm betting on Universal!) Loved 'em!

[yorkster]

LOL! good list!

[Ann]

LOL, great list!!!!!!!

I love the second one hehe

But I didn't get number 4...

[Efrat]

Ann,
Morris is the red tabby cat who was in many commercials for 9 lives food. I think I read some where that through the years they had 3 cats to play Morris...

[Ann]

Oh I get it then. We don't have those commercials over here (we don't even have that food brand). Thanks for explaining Efrat!

[purrley]

How'd you get into my kitties' minds

[Puffin83]

'Allo this is George the cat taking over this stupid forum! Hahaha! Ha! Scoop my poop! Feed me, love me! I know your game, trying to pick us up and force us through stupid 'kitty doors' I am smarter than you think, turdbag. Hahaha You go like I go like you go like I go like

[lovemymaltese]

glad everyone liked it, I thought that is was funny enough to share.