Chopsticks and pickup sticks and Sushi???

**RICHARD** · 06-07-2006, 04:50 PM

No piano lessons here.
No games here.
No sushi either!

In the never ending inventory of " Things That I Will Play with - Dad be
Damned!"

Here comes the latest toy/game/irritant from the evil mind of the Edster.

CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE

BOING

CRINKLE CRINKLE

PING

CRINKLE

SWAT, BOINK, SWAT, SWAT BOINK.

GOT IT?

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I love sushi. Yep, that raw fish, seaweed, rice thing that us crazy Cah
Lee Fuh Nee Ahns eat.
(It sure beats that wheatgrass stuff people drink!)

It's really good stuff.

There are benefits of ordering sushi.

One, PACKETS OF SOY SAUCE. Tons of the stuff.
Two, Extra sets of chopsticks!

Before I go on....I do have one giant peeve about ordering out.
This is in no way a racist statement. check it out...

ALL THE CHINESE, JAPANESE and THAI places put your orders in the "HAVE A
NICE DAY"
plastic bags- and they proceed to tie the friggin handles into a knot that
I have yet to see in any
Boy Scout book, Sailing Manual or medical dictionary. When a surgeon
finally figures out the secret to
tying this perfect knot, the world will rejoice.

The gal at my favorite Thai food place is one biscuit over 90 pounds in
weight.
The gal at the sushi place is probably 110???

NEVER judge a person's strength by their size alone.

On the way back from picking up my order I have yet to defeat that knot to
get a sample. Drive while trying to until a knot while you
drool all over your self.

"Officer, He's dead.......There's food all over the dashboard and he looks
like he spit up all over himself before the accident..."

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Part two tomorrow.

**catmandu** · 06-07-2006, 06:52 PM

The Found Cats All Want To Know How Thier Friend Ed Liked The Sushi.
You Did Share, Didnt You , Richard?

**RICHARD** · 06-08-2006, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by catmandu

The Found Cats All Want To Know How Thier Friend Ed Liked The Sushi.
You Did Share, Didnt You , Richard?

Raw tuna and cats....
Guess who has to share?

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The soy sauce packets have to be hidden away..

Well...
The Boing is the can hitting the floor.

The other noises are the wrappers being shredded and bamboo chopsticks
spread across the floor.

Later I have to play pick up sticks because there are a pile of unwrapped chopsticks on the floor...

One man's stash is one cat's play time.

**Killearn Kitties** · 06-08-2006, 07:06 AM

What a fun dinner you brought home for Ed! He could play with it first and then eat it! Great value.

**Lobodeb** · 06-08-2006, 10:01 AM

Dinner for you, toys for Edster...sounds like a win-win to me!

**moosmom** · 06-08-2006, 10:04 AM

RICHARD,

Can you order it KNOT to be tied

like no MSG????

Try opening a pizza box and eating a slice of pizza while driving, all the time trying not to get any sauce on your nice clean jeans. Know how impossible THAT is while the cheese is hot and literally sliding off the slice???

You crack me up!!