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  1. 06-07-2006, 04:43 PM #1
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    Thursday 163- Let's celebrate warm weather!

    Tell me about someplace you would like to spend a week at.

    I think Lemon Drops are the DOTD.

    Sorry,I am flat today, got alot on my mind.


    Come here Mario. sit with uncle Richard and make him laugh.
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    Sorry, I don't want to spend a week anywhere else right now.

    It's hot here and now that I discovered I like ac, I don't want to leave it.
    As long as I control the thermostat, I don't have to freeze but can have it just the way I like it. Being the control freak that I am, that makes me .

    I'd love a big cherry limeade though. If Mario won't share the cherries, a regular limeade will do.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Oh, Mario! Now you have TWO guys to sit with. RICHARD, I'll have a double lemon drop, please. As for where I'd like to spend a week? I'd like to spend it where I spent a few hours on may 12th, Niagara Falls! I enjoyed myself immensely, and was impressed by the friendliness and the warmth of the people there.
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    Hang on - OxyMoron ............. Richard Flat???????
    Nope, can't be .....

    Come here Richard. You can sit with me if you like ..... I can make you laugh just with my accent ...

    DOTD please ........... hang on, you SIT there, and I will make drinks for us.

    Here are some pathetic jokes, to make you smile .........

    What do you call a man sitting in a tree?
    RUSSELL

    What do you call a man lying at your feet?
    MATT

    What do you call a man with NO legs?
    NEIL


    OH BOY, I could go on for days ..........

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    Ah, send me to Tahiti for a week.

    Richard, Flat? No way!

    I'll have a nice cool iced tea to go before I hit the 101 to go home. Make it a tall one, as traffic is BAD.

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    ANYWHERE, as long as I'm in the motorhome...and it's working properly.

    Another lame joke to go along with Captain's,

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    You don't because he won't come anyway!
    Bwwwwaaaahhhaaahhhaaahhaaaaa....heeeheeeehee....te ehee....sometimes I crack myself up.

    Yeah, I need a DOTD, or two or three. Aw h*ll, just give me the usual pitcher full for now.....maybe my week will start going better once I finish the entire pitcher.
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    Richard Flat? Richard Flat? Hmmmm.... wasn't he the one who played the music for the Beverly Hillbillies with Earl Scruggs???
    (flat and scruggs???)
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    What do you call a man floating in your pool?...Bob....

    What do you call a man hanging on your wall?....Art...

    What do you call a man in the bank?...Rich...

    How am I doing Captain????
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    OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............

    It must be Thursday

    P.S. I like those, Sara ....... , and T&PM!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain
    OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............

    It must be Thursday

    P.S. I like those, Sara ....... , and T&PM!!!
    Oh no..the gal with no legs?


    her name is Eileen....

    A double lemon drop for david and A/c for MM.
    A open Highway for T&P.
    A ticket for Cap't. so she can meet my boss (LOL, I love girl fights!) one pitcher of the DOTD...
    MOFF, for you a CD of the Beverly Hillbillies! and a Cherry Lemonade.
    REDD gets a helicopter..
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    You continually amaze me. My mom said to me once.

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    Sorry, I can't think of not even one "bad" joke this morning, Sara, Captain, and T & P, I thought yours was so bad, they were funny!

    I'll take a drink of the day, and with that in mind, I can't think of a place I would rather be right now than right here at home.

    Richard Flat, well I don't believe that at all! You'll never be that!

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    Where does someone with one leg like best to eat? IHOP *OMD, for my 4000 post I tell a sick joke , arrest me now*
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    OMG! That is so bad, it is hilarious, Laurie!! Just love it! I love all these jokes. Hope everybody come up with lots of them today.

    4,000 posts? Wow, I say we should celebrate that! Quick, lets all celebrate!!

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    Lame jokes today, huh??

    What do you call a woman with a wooden leg??

    Peg



    Okay, just gimme my damn lemon drop and I'll go sit in a corner.

    Where I'd REALLY like to be is at Bolton Lake in Bolton, Ct.

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    Here's a lame joke. Two potatoes are standing on a street corner. How can you tell which one's the prostitute?

    The one with the sticker that says "IDAHO."

    I'll take a lemon drop, Richard. Thank you!
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