Dishwashers???

**LoudLou** · 05-06-2002, 02:24 AM

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his church members. He knew she was a bad housekeeper but agreed. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.
She replied,"They're as clean as soap and water could get them". He felt a bit uncomfortable, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"

Former User · 05-06-2002, 02:28 AM

OMG, LOL LOL!!! That's a good one Katie!!!

**delidog** · 05-06-2002, 04:25 AM

very cute Loud Lou!!!!!!

05-06-2002, 04:29 AM

My belly hurts !!!!! hahahaha !!! what LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Gio** · 05-06-2002, 05:28 AM

I think I have a couple of better candidates for the job...

**Pam** · 05-06-2002, 06:17 AM

OK confession time. Bella is the *dishwasher* after I have my ice cream.

**Ann** · 05-06-2002, 06:44 AM

LOL, great one

Can't say the though hasn't crossed my mind at one point or another...

**Logan** · 05-06-2002, 07:29 AM

LOL!!! I have three dishwashers in my house: Butter, Honey and Lilly!!

**gini** · 05-06-2002, 10:11 AM

When Mr. Rascal has his little bit of ice cream - you would never know the dish wasn't spic and span - ready for a human to use.

Sometimes I am jealous - I can't "lick" my ice cream dish clean - I have to scrape with a spoon.

Former User · 05-06-2002, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by gini
When Mr. Rascal has his little bit of ice cream - you would never know the dish wasn't spic and span - ready for a human to use.

Wow, not after Casper and Kitty... there's spots here and there, and when trying to point them out for them, they look at us like"what, it's CLEAN already"

**zippy-kat** · 05-06-2002, 11:51 AM

**anna_66** · 05-06-2002, 01:40 PM

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!
I have to say, Angus & Roxey are little dishwashers sometimes too!

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 05-06-2002, 01:51 PM

OH, MY!!!
MY CHEEKS HURT FROM GRINNING!!!
The ones in my face you nawties!!

**Rachel** · 05-06-2002, 07:23 PM

I wouldn't mind Hannah licking my cereal bowl, I just wish she would wait until I am done with it. I usually eat breakfast at my desk in the morning and if I ever have to leave the room, I can count on her to stretch herself up and try to take some licks out of it. A few spilled Cheerios on the tray tell the tale. One day she spilled the whole bowl Luckily the tray caught it all or I would have had to explain milk and cereal on checks to be deposited.