A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor looked through the list, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had be prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks..... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been
playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house
and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in
the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback,
but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse,
darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and
Play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said
angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk
beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"
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