Seniors transportation

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With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter.
I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip
me to the store and about town.
This seems to meet my EVERY need.

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Remember.............

Senior Citizens Are Valuable:

We are more valuable than any of the younger generations.

We have silver in our hair.

We have gold in our teeth.

We have stones in our kidneys.

We have lead in our feet.

And.................

We are loaded with natural gas! :D:p

Can I Put My Order In? :D

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Originally Posted by Bonny

Can I Put My Order In? :D

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Only if you have a Class "O" (Outhouse) Drivers Licence :D

Hope they come in pastel colours for those of us who don't go for earth colours...lol

Could I get some extras. Like an Ooooowga Horn & a place to store my toilet paper? Does it come with a toilet paper roller?:confused: Is the seat cushioned or would I have to order that extra too. :confused:

I forgot does it come with a spare tire & jack?

Yes girls, you can have all the extras and colours you'd want.
Bonny may like the Mid-Western model that comes complete with an attachable grain harvester :p

An attachable grain head sounds excellent. I do have one problem could I bring my seeing eye dog Butch along to take the outhouse drivers test? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Bonny

An attachable grain head sounds excellent. I do have one problem could I bring my seeing eye dog Butch along to take the outhouse drivers test? :eek:

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No problems, Butch is most welcome :cool:

GREAT post!

Is this the methane powered model? Major sales point "You can stay green with beans."

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Originally Posted by kokopup

Is this the methane powered model? "

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Not sure.
But if you'd like to sit on it, I'll light the match and see what happens :p

:p WoW that is just too Funny && So True.. Good One Wom..

LOL laughing so hard I am going to pee in my pants.

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Originally Posted by Marigold2

LOL laughing so hard I am going to pee in my pants.

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Don't pee in your pants Madam.

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You know we actually have Outhouse Races at the Heartland Fair. :D

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Originally Posted by Bonny

You know we actually have Outhouse Races at the Heartland Fair. :D

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With you sitting in them ???? :D:D

Yup! One sitting & two pushing the outhouse down the street. The winner gets a free roll of toilet people. :D

Years ago I worked in a small town in the far west of our state. It was a dead sort of place, almost a ghost town. But one day of the year everyone around gets together and they have a bed race. The beds have all manner of wheels attached to them...the only rule is...no motors.
One person on the bed, two push.
When it's over, everyone gets drunk.....hee hee.

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Grain silo's on the left, town on the right.
If you blink as you drive thru it, you'll miss it ;)

That really looks like a sweet innocent town. :D

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Originally Posted by Bonny

That really looks like a sweet innocent town. :D

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Ah....it's a tiny little place. I worked for a mining company there for a couple of years, and after I chucked that in I ended up working on the wheat headers. It's a pretty lonely sort of a place.

Is it sturdy enough for your famous Fire Dance?:D:eek:

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Originally Posted by king2005

Is it sturdy enough for your famous Fire Dance?:D:eek:

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The Dance of the Flaming A..holes ???
Maybe one guy at a time....hee hee