Animal loving gone too far?

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03-29-2010, 04:09 AM
Lady's Human

Animal loving gone too far?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/26/...unk/index.html

(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.

But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.

Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.

Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.

The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.

Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.
03-29-2010, 06:08 AM
wombat2u2004

Was he giving it mouth to mouth resuscitation ??? :D:D
03-29-2010, 06:56 AM
RICHARD

I poked my dead possum with a stick, then tossed him.:eek::confused:;)

It was too early in the morning to be drunk?:cool:
03-29-2010, 07:01 AM
Catherinedana

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

I poked my dead possum with a stick

You are something else, dude. :)
03-29-2010, 07:13 AM
king2005

lol I read that on Fark a couple days ago
03-29-2010, 07:20 AM
RICHARD

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Originally Posted by Catherinedana

You are something else, dude. :)

This, from a woman who adopts baby guitars?:)
03-29-2010, 07:58 AM
wombat2u2004

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

This, from a woman who adopts baby guitars?:)

She uses them to poke dead possums with....and then jumps backwards with a yell in F# dim. :p
03-29-2010, 11:04 AM
CountryWolf07

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

she uses them to poke dead possums with....and then jumps backwards with a yell in f# dim. :p

lol.
03-29-2010, 11:50 AM
Catherinedana

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It may be true about the F# diminished screaming when poking any dead creature. . .but I would NEVER EVER use my lovely baby Martin to poke ANYTHING! How could you even THINK that!!!:eek:
03-29-2010, 06:47 PM
phesina

This took place in PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA, too! Maybe he though it was Punxsutawney Phil?

I didn't know Punxsutawney even existed apart from the location of Phil's hole.
03-29-2010, 06:49 PM
wombat2u2004

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Originally Posted by Catherinedana

It may be true about the F# diminished screaming when poking any dead creature. . .but I would NEVER EVER use my lovely baby Martin to poke ANYTHING! How could you even THINK that!!!:eek:

Well....maybe touch them lightly with the plectrum ???? :D
03-29-2010, 07:34 PM
RICHARD

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Originally Posted by phesina

I didn't know Punxsutawney even existed apart from the location of Phil's hole.

Which end?:eek::o:confused:;)

You all are a filthy bunch.:eek:

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Put the baby away, I'll call the cops on you.

And

Put the plectrum back in the box and into the closet.

Have you no shame?
03-30-2010, 03:59 AM
wombat2u2004

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Have you no shame?

Yer on Pettalk now.....we have none that we know of :D
03-30-2010, 12:43 PM
Twisterdog

Hmmm .... poking a dead possum ....

Would that be considered beastiality or necrophila?

:p
03-30-2010, 01:28 PM
RICHARD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twisterdog

Hmmm .... poking a dead possum ....

Would that be considered beastiality or necrophila?

:p

I'd think both?:confused:
03-30-2010, 02:58 PM
phesina

Quote:

Originally Posted by RICHARD

Which end?:eek::o:confused:;)

You all are a filthy bunch.:eek:

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Put the baby away, I'll call the cops on you.

And

Put the plectrum back in the box and into the closet.

Have you no shame?

Holey groundhog!
03-30-2010, 04:52 PM
lvpets2002

:) Heck I think I would want to act like the groundhog now & HIDE from you Richard.. Too Funny you are..:p

As for the Drunk is OMG what was he not thinking about.. UUkkkkkkkk

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Originally Posted by phesina

Holey groundhog!
03-30-2010, 07:50 PM
wombat2u2004

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Originally Posted by lvpets2002

:)
As for the Drunk is OMG what was he not thinking about.. UUkkkkkkkk

Depends how drunk he was.
Roadkill can make a wholesome meal to someone who can't tell the difference between a dead possum and a hamburger. :D
03-30-2010, 08:14 PM
RICHARD

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

Depends how drunk he was.
Roadkill can make a wholesome meal to someone who can't tell the difference between a dead possum and a hamburger. :D

Where's Granny when you need her?

JED!!!!!!
03-30-2010, 08:29 PM
wombat2u2004

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Where's Granny when you need her?
JED!!!!!!

I thought she lived near you Richard. :p:p