The Perfect Man and Woman

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Oh my gosh!!!:D And Wom, I never listen, I kept on clicking!:p

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Originally Posted by chocolatepuppy

Oh my gosh!!!:D And Wom, I never listen, I kept on clicking!:p

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Naughty naughty.....you wasn't supposed to do that. :D

Saw that once before, still hilarious! :cool:

Cute. I kept on clicking till the end too.:)

Haha! Nice! I read till the end too!! :D

Ha! Of course we kept on clicking to the end. I disagree...men never listen! I was married for 17 years and I have proof. :p

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Originally Posted by happylabs

Ha! Of course we kept on clicking to the end. I disagree...men never listen! I was married for 17 years and I have proof. :p

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No no.....it's women who don't listen. I was married to my first wife for 17 years to, and I used to TELL her to chop the firewood, ORDER her to mow the lawn, EXPECT my dinner to be cooked every night, YELL at her to get me a beer and find the remote. But she never did these things. Why ??? Because she never listened.......that is proof enough....hee hee :p:p

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

No no.....it's women who don't listen. I was married to my first wife for 17 years to, and I used to TELL her to chop the firewood, ORDER her to mow the lawn, EXPECT my dinner to be cooked every night, YELL at her to get me a beer and find the remote. But she never did these things. Why ??? Because she never listened.......that is proof enough....hee hee :p:p

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I bet she wasn't listening when you screamed loudly as her foot pushed your butt out the door.:D:p

I clicked through the whole thing, knowing that there is no such thing as a perfect woman OR a perfect man.

The secret to happiness in a relationship may be finding someone whose imperfections mesh with yours!

I was hoping for a HAPPY ENDING! What do I get a bunch of crap about listening. Why listen when you can have selective hearing just like the MEN do. :p

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Originally Posted by chocolatepuppy

I bet she wasn't listening when you screamed loudly as her foot pushed your butt out the door.:D:p

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True. But the rest of the neighbourhood heard my screaming, and they looked at each other and said......."Why does Wom scream FREEDOM FREEDOM again and again ?" :p:p

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Originally Posted by Karen

The secret to happiness in a relationship may be finding someone whose imperfections mesh with yours!

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AND....the wife keeping the hubby well supplied with beer whilst he is watching the football....I found that to be a pretty important secret to a good relationship to. :D

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

AND....the wife keeping the hubby well supplied with beer whilst he is watching the football....I found that to be a pretty important secret to a good relationship to. :D

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Um, what if the hubby in question does not drink beer or watch football? And yes, he is male, I promise!

And sorry, Wom, if you are too lazy to get yourself a beer, ya don't deserve one - and if you are too drunk to get one yourself, well, that's a sure sign ya don't NEED another one!

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Originally Posted by Karen

Um, what if the hubby in question does not drink beer or watch football? And yes, he is male, I promise!

And sorry, Wom, if you are too lazy to get yourself a beer, ya don't deserve one - and if you are too drunk to get one yourself, well, that's a sure sign ya don't NEED another one!

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Well actually, I don't drink beer or watch football, but I still like to be spoilt :D