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......all of a sudden, a mad lady wandered out of the forest, dressed in rainboots, old grubby overalls and a funny tophat. "You haven't seen my unicorn have you ??" She said. Sana instantly recognised the lady as Bonny. "Bonny !!! What is that on your boots ??" Sana said. "What on earth have you been stepping in ??" Bonny searched for her boot scraper in her hat and............Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Cow pie
said my my I must of stepped in a stinky cow pie climbing over that barbed wire fence where I tore the leg out of my old grubby overalls & cut my leg on the rusty barbs......Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
tetanus shot
Then I had to rush to the Emergency Room to get a tetanus shot. It had been over 10 years since my last one. Let me tell you, that little needle stung terribly - so I just . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
onion
....cried and cried and cried as if someone had peeled an onion in front of me."Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
Wom, who had just arrived at the hospital, and seeing bonny crying, patted her on the back and said "Never mind Bonny, it's ok to cry because you are so short, here, let me lend you a pair of platform shoes, and then you'll be able to look people in the eye, and not in the belly button". To which Bonny replied........
Kneecap
Wom
..Short you say as she kicked Wom in the Kneecap. You're not all the tall yourself. You and that fuzzy little face just make me..Quote:
....cried and cried and cried as if someone had peeled an onion in front of me."
Wom, who had just arrived at the hospital, and seeing bonny crying, patted her on the back and said "Never mind Bonny, it's ok to cry because you are so short, here, let me lend you a pair of platform shoes, and then you'll be able to look people in the eye, and not in the belly button". To which Bonny replied........
Banana
laugh. You make me want to go buy a monkey & feed it a banana which....Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
monkey business
...would probably do a monkey business and make me in all a bad mood...
amazed
...and all. Wom said "I'm amazed....flabbergasted. I think I'll get my shovel and go dig a hole and bury myself. Should I do that ??" Bonny, feeling guilty, is about to........Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
Loaf of bread
bake a delicious loaf of bread for the Wombat with lots of macadamian nuts in it but...
pail
...but then a small ugly boy, probably one of Wom's monkey breeds :p:p came and dropped a pail of water of the loaf of braed, and then replied, " Whoops, sorry I thought is was clay.." :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
slapped
Sana
Bonny was so upset because she had gone to a lot of trouble baking the loaf of bed. Still fuming from the incident Bonny slapped the offending monkey on the back of the head and shouted..Quote:
...but then a small ugly boy, probably one of Wom's monkey breeds came and dropped a pail of water of the loaf of braed, and then replied, " Whoops, sorry I thought is was clay.."
french toast
your french toast bud. I'll make you a banana split & ....Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
skedaddle
skedaddle over to the nearest bookstore where I can browse to my heart's content. If you're very good, I just might bring you back something enlightening to read, to expand your mind. Of course, it could turn out to be nothing more than . . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
canasta
.....the smallest book in the world "Pakistans Cricket Wins over Australia".Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
In the meantime we should all sit down and play canasta while Bonny slaves in the kitchen making us some more bread. "What kind of bread will the midget make for us this time ?" Said Kokopup as he............
crocus
looked at pictures sent from home of all the crocus blooming everywhere. Just when he was ready for some of Bonny's bread an alarming noise came from the direction of Wom squatting in ...Quote:
.....the smallest book in the world "Pakistans Cricket Wins over Australia".
In the meantime we should all sit down and play canasta while Bonny slaves in the kitchen making us some more bread. "What kind of bread will the midget make for us this time ?" Said Kokopup as he............
lab rats