Because it has severe frost bite & has to therefore be thawed out slowly.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why did the eagle take priority over the turkey as our national bird?
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Because it has severe frost bite & has to therefore be thawed out slowly.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why did the eagle take priority over the turkey as our national bird?
Because eagle tetrazzini hadn't been invented yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
What makes a Christmas tree green?
Because envy is the problem they are green with envy.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why can't I eat Snow? :cool:
You can't eat snow because it melts in your hands as well as in your mouth. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
What's the difference between hockey skates and figure skates?
Figures skates have brakes (toe picks) hockey skates don't have brakes (toe picks).Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why can't Santa come through the front door instead of crawling down the chimney.:confused:
Cos his fingers are too fat to press the door bell button.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why doesn't Santa use magical mice to pull his sleigh ????
The children will know Santa is on their roof top because the magical mice are too squeaky.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why doesn't Santa shave his beard?
Because he wants to look like the "Man from Borneo"Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why does Santa wear a red hat ???
Santa wears a red hat to match Rudolph's red nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
How does Santa Claus make it to all the homes around the world in one night?
Because he feeds his reindeer beans and it gives them extra propulsion.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Father Christmas married Mary Poppins and they had a child, would they name her Mary Christmas ???
or Mary Poppins Christmas ????Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
Because Rudolph leads the team, and all they can see is his big butt.
Why does chocolate taste so good ????
Actually it doesn't taste good. The Chocolate Cartel adds a secret ingredient that make you think it does and one to make you crave more.Quote:
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Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
Because Rudolph leads the team, and all they can see is his big butt.
Why does chocolate taste so good ????
Does the Aussey Santa come from the South Pole?
because it is sweet, rich, creamy, & dreamy.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
What makes each snow flake that falls from the heavens so unique?
No. But my wife does.Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
How many women does it take to change a light bulb ???