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Why do roses smell so good?
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no socks, just paint feet to look like socks.
Why do roses smell so good?
So that when I blind hippie approaches them, he knows that he is still alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why is there not a thread for "Lizard of the Day"
Because there are too many (politcians) two legged snakes crawling around.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why is it humans think they are smarter then animals?
Because they can cook Swedish pancakes, and animals can't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why are there "knock knock" jokes ??
because there aren't any ring the door bell jokes?
Why do frogs crock?
Why do frogs croak?
They are born, they live their lives, they become old and finally croak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why do dogs lick people on the hand ???
because people don't always wash their hands properly.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why do raccoons wear masks?
So they can hide in the woodpile and frighten whoever comes out to get wood for the fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why am I not serious ????
Because life is to short & we need someone with a good sense of humor to make us laugh & giggle:DQuote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why am I laughing?
You're laughing because you're bored.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why am I ticklish?
because maybe your not bored.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why do birds grind their beaks?
Birds grind their beaks because they aren't bored!
What causes a log on the fire to snap and pop?
because its bark has been removed. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why does a turkey gooble gooble?
Because he doesn't know the words :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why does a frozen turkey require days to thaw?