Why do we call Americans Yanks ???
Because Yankee doodle went to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni.
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
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Why do we call Americans Yanks ???
Because Yankee doodle went to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni.
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
Because Aussies are SOOOOOOOOOO cool. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ????
None, it is on the honey to do list, only men can change lightbulbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?????????????
Two. One to hold the light bulb, another to turn him around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
How many skunks live under Tiger Wood's house ????
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
There aren't any skunks under Tiger Wood's house because he no longer owns a house.
Why do vampires suck blood???
Because mud isn't as tasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why do ghosts say BOO???
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because Owls say hoo-hoo-HOOOO.
Why do witches ride brooms????
So they can SWEEP thru the sky :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why is Mt. Everest so high ????
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
it took to many steroids when it was growing up.
Why do coyotes run in packs?
Why do coyotes run in packs?
Because it beats walking in packs.
Why is it so ????
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
So they can tippy toe together up on their prey.
Why can't politicans for once tell the truth?
Because the truth never listens to what they have to tell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why don't kangaroos have horns ????
Kangaroos don't have horns because a horn doesn't fit into a kangaroo's pouch.
Why is Chicago known as the Windy City?
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Originally Posted by cassiesmom
because Oprah Wind Free lives there.
Why do men have selective hearing? :confused:
So that they mayQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
1. Select all the man things to listen to.
2. Select all the woman things and file them in the trash can.
Why don't women make real sense ???