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David Letterman on Tiger Woods: "I wish he would stop calling me for advice!"
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David Letterman on Tiger Woods: "I wish he would stop calling me for advice!"
LOL. Saw it on Letterman last night. The whole show he kept throwing in things about Tiger. Here's the Top Ten:Quote:
Originally Posted by Catty1
The Top 10 Ways Tiger Woods can improve his image:
1. Blame Letterman.
2. Find Osama Bin Laden.
3. Release list of women he did not have sex with.
4. Safely land Golf cart in the Hudson river.
5. Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings.
6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatshop right here in the U.S.A.
7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis.
8. Fix the whole health care mess.
9. Change name from 'Tiger' to more adorable 'Puppy.'
10. Crash a state dinner at the White House.
Major League Baseball has determined that the Detroit franchise, formerly known as the Tigers, will change the team name to the Detroit Disgraced for the upcoming 2010 season.:eek::confused:
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/b...id-claims.aspx
Tiger 'ready to quit golf,' tabloid claims
Posted: December 10, 2009, 11:06 PM by David Yasvinski
Tiger Woods’ private life has gone very public in the last two weeks with revelations of a series of extra-marital affairs and infidelities. Now a British tabloid is suggesting he is “ready to quit golf” to save his marriage.
The Sun in London claims Tiger’s wife Elin has agreed to stay with him for the sake of their children, but only if he follows her ground rules. The biggest one: “It’s golf … or me.”
“Tiger will have to work long and hard to ever get her to trust him again,” the tabloid quoted the friend as saying. “Quitting golf shows he is willing to sacrifice something he loves so much to protect his family.”
Woods has been the subject of sensational headlines since a bizarre accident in his Orlando driveway last week, which has been followed by reports of extra-marital affairs. He apologized for “personal sins” and “transgressions” in a statement last week.
National Post
Who did Ann Coulter insult? Well...for starters some of the 9/11 widows - who she called "harpies" and said their husbands were probably planning on leaving them. If you have ever read any of her books -- or columns - you know that is how she makes her living -- insulting anyone who disagrees with her. Heck - just the titles of her books contain insults!Quote:
Originally Posted by Medusa
And you are too modest. You are very good at "slinging" arrows! (Although I did not use the word "slinging" but that's okay!)
I wasn't referring to Ann Coulter when I asked who was insulting. I was referring to myself. Your comment is taking the thread off course. We're talking about a celebrity engaging in conduct for which s/he can be busted and not what someone does for a living. And save your insults for someone else. I'm not impressed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
Tiger Woods gets NERF deal.
Tiger Woods has signed a deal with the toy maker that produces the NERF soft foam toy lineup.
Woods gave his name to the Tiger Woods Foam Golf Club Set. It's a decoy set of clubs for men to keep at home in case they get into trouble with the wife.
The wife, enraged and not thinking correctly, will grab a foam club from the official golf bag and try to bash the not-so-lucky golfer. The clubs, made of soft durable foam, will leave no welts or marks on the victim, therefore saving the golfer his blood and the wife a charge of spousal abuse!
The clubs cannot be used to break glass, making them safe for use around any motor vehicle. The only drawback of the set? They cannot be used to save anyone after a motor vehicle accident!
The set retails for 39.95 and can be used in any standard golf bag.
Rest assured I am not interested in insulting you or impressing you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Medusa
But if you are not interested in engaging with me, or this thread getting "off course", perhaps you should not have brought up Ann Coulter?
What is your expression about fingers pointing back at oneself?
I thought the thread to be about Tiger Woods and his misconduct.
And it is. I mentioned Coulter b/c of your comment about the glee of reporters and posters concerning their misfortune. Woods brought his on himself due to his conduct outside of his marriage; Coulter's was an accident. It doesn't really matter anyhow. Going back and forth about it is tedious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
On the lighter side: My best friend's doctor has sense of humour!
She saw him the other day and at the end of the appointment, he asked her if she had 'been with' Tiger Woods. She said, "As if I would tell you." lol
He said he is asking all his female patients so he can do the necessary tests for STDS.
What a guy!:D
Tiger will be back. He is too important to the golfing world. Even the other players know that. All of them would take hits if Tiger left.
As to the women he slept with outside his marriage, well, he had pretty bad taste in women in my opinion. At least the ones coming forward right now are bimbos at best.
Who really cares? We forgave OJ, so why not forgive Tiger?
Who is "we"?? Nobody that I know - that's for sure. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by sasvermont
Besides - as stated a few posts ago: "I thought this thread to be about Tiger Woods and his misconduct." :confused:
:rolleyes:
When I wrote "we" I was suggesting that he got to lead his life - or go on with his life even though "we" all know that he murdered two people.
Gezzz. Lighten up a little.
Are you trying to pick a fight with me? What did I do to you?
Coulter brought the "glee" on herself through her conduct in her profession. She makes her living insulting people and belittling others. Politicians who pontificate about morals and support laws that apply to other and not themselves? Fair game. Preachers who preach how others should live, while engaging in the very sins against which they preach? Fair game. Radio personalities who state all drug users should be thrown in jail and then get arrested for using drugs illegally? Fair game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Medusa
I remain uncomfortable with the pleasures some people seem to get from stories such as this.
Somewhere in this thread a posters writes of Tiger Woods being "brought to his knees." Ick
There was a thread about David Letterman. He had sex with women who worked with him. At a time he was not married. A man tried to blackmail him. Oh the indignation! Someone suggested because he reported the crime it might mean he is guilty of even more heinous things.
But I believe celebrities should have some privacy in areas of their lives not related to their celebrity.
What Tiger Woods did was a violation of his family and twisted. The women who had sex with him - knowing him to be married and because of his fame - are twisted.
But Tiger Woods is a golfer.
It is up to his family to decide whether to forgive him.
And I think Arnold Palmer is the classiest guy in golf. In the sports world. Maybe in the whole world.
You did nothing and I'm not picking a fight. I'll just end it there so no one else sees it as being argumentative.Quote:
Originally Posted by sasvermont
Hey, what about that Tiger Woods?
WHO??? Are you getting off topic again.........:confused::DQuote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
:p Well I heard on the news this morning that there is two women that did not sleep with TW.. It was the two Junior High Teachers Females that they found in the Janitor closet together making out.. No lie this was for real on the news this morning.. I was like Ummppss..:DQuote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Anyone can steer the boat, It's where up that interests me.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by pomtzu
My only fear is when the people take the helm.
Alee! Alee!
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LOL, Just saw a clip of the Hens of the View calling Rachel U a 'prostitute'.
Gloria Allwreck, her lawyer has threatened a lawsuit against them if they do not get a retraction.
So, we cannot call GA a 'media whore'?
Hey SAS....it is called the "cut and run"...modeled on the behavior of Ms. Sarah Palin...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: and don't forget...:p
You know...dump on someone and then say...:rolleyes: :pQuote:
I'll just end it there
and then we have...
...a "hat trick" of anti-female phrases.Quote:
Hens, prostitutes, whore
What a bunch....:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:and...:p
Comparing Pom with Sarah Palin, seeing how there are those on this board that love to rip, insult and get positively giddy anytime SP gets mauled by the media, Ild call that an implicit insult.
Another favorite implicit insult of the Passive Aggressive Poster is taking someone else's post out of context to use against them.
The TW sex tapes are being leaked on Youtube.
Tiger Woods, anyone? :rolleyes:
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/...v=ap&type=lgns
Text of statement by Tiger Woods
By The Associated Press 4 hours, 44 minutes ago
This is a transcript of the statement released Friday night by golfer Tiger Woods on his Web site. It ran with the headline “Tiger Woods taking hiatus from golf.”
I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.
I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.
After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.
Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.
On the Web: http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/artic...17801012/news/
OJ - forgiven ?? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by sasvermont
Didn't we finally just put him in JAIL?
1998 with Mom and Dad
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/07/fu...ker_classi.jpg
25 Jan 1998: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods with his parents Kultida and Earl Woods at the Johnnie Walker Classic at Blue Canyon Golf Club, Thailand. According to reports December 11, 2009, Woods announced that he would take an indefinite hiatus from golf. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)
Im more inclined to give Woods privacy then I would to semi polititians who openly air their dirty laundry.
Another reason I would give Woods some slack, it seems he is willing to make ammends with his wife.Quote:
South Carolina’s first lady has filed for divorce.
Jenny Sanford announced Friday that she is ending her marriage to Republican Gov. Mark Sanford nearly six months after he admitted to an affair with an Argentine mistress.
Letterman screwwed up but owned up to it when called on it, Ild cut him some slack too.
Oranges get cut and given no slack in prison.
Yeah, tiger!;)
This guy slept with a baker's dozen over the years, while he was married-
He does not owe me an apology, explanation or any kind of sob story.
This guy is an immature, sheltered kid that was able to fool some of the people, all of the time. All the people around him, including the writers who covered for him just to get 'the story' are just as much to blame.....
The PGA's cash cow is on vacation now the PGA is going to get put under a mircoscope so maybe now people will lay off of John Daly and his problems.
;)
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It has nothing to do with golf or getting his head cracked with a club-he deserved it.
It's the disrespect he's shown to a bunch of topics.
Marriage, driving, lying, cheating and being smart about things. He has groupies just like every other famous person. I could have given him a bye with the 'one skank rule' - Last time I heard, we were at a baker's dozen headed into a fortnight!?!?!?!?!
All the media, talking heads and the people on the Golf Channel are so far into TW's rear end that they probably will catch/have caught all the funky stuff that may have threatened TW's southern regions at one time.
All the famous knuckleheads who have been caught cheating in the last year are silently thanking TW for his predicament.
It makes going to South America for a little Latin Love not seem so tragic.
Yeah, I may be client #9 or 6, but it's just one gal.....not a whole fricking stadium of women.
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Everyone is afraid to call it like it is.
TW is way off the scale of being a 'pig', male whore or whatever you want to call him. He's a spoiled child that was given free reign and told that he walked amongst the gods. He probably was never held accountable for any thing he did wrong in his life.
He is a morally bankrupt entity that really never gave his 'transgressing' a second thought. Seriously? People are more concerned about when he's coming back to the tour than they are about what he did.
If you found out your SO had knocked boots with 12-15 other people? First thing I do is run a pot of hot water over my lap.
I just find it outrageous that he acts so carelessly and people are willing to be so blase about forgiveness.
Look, When I was religious, you had to go to confession, ask forgiveness, get a little penance, then? You were good to go.
There's the little shame of talking to the priest and telling on yourself.
TW has done nothing, besides putting out stupid postings on his website, to earn any forgiveness from anyone.
Sit down and do a tape, Not with Okra or any of the stupid media idiots, just answer questions, look vulnerable and then we can get on with life.
Come out and take your medicine, THEN you can start to heal or mend or not
be afraid to turn your back on your wife when she has something heavy in her hand.
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Transgressions?
We keep sugar coating the labels that excuse the people who engage in moronic behavior.
It's not about a married guy that goes out looking for a little R&R outside the marriage.
It's about a guy that sounds like a person without a brain. A moron-better yet? the true definition of an Idiot Savant.
If anything? Give Woods a tip of the hat for being able to juggle all his 'commitments'. He could always find work as a personal assistant?
Hmm, TW is off to save his marriage and the money from his sponsorships.
He'll come back just like all the other scumbags that screwup, hide out, rehab and work their way back into our good graces.
Everyone talks about TW begin 'human' and making mistakes.....
Fifteen times over?;)
He isnt a republican, a conservative, or a Libertarian, so TW is a free game target for the progressives, the centrists, the moderates, and the far left.Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Game On!!!
Call it what you will ES, and compare me to SP if that makes you feel happy and superior. I could say to you, what one of your cheerleaders said to me not too long ago, but she was told to delete it so it isn't there any longer. I chose to drop any further comments in this thread in hopes of avoiding a dissertation by you, but you still couldn't leave it alone. From now on if you have a problem with what I say, save it for a PM rant to me. Not everybody enjoys your posts, so why clutter the board? :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
This is like being in a school yard at lunch time with a bunch of children. Grow up.
agreed!Quote:
Originally Posted by sasvermont
Tiger owns some property on Juniper Island and I believe that is where he stashes his boat, Privacy. I saw on TV where he has covered over the boat's name for the time being.
Anyway, I visited a link, showing the 16 or so, homes for sale right now. They are out of this world. Some for sale have a virtual tour and you get to see the current owner's furnishings as well. Some are not my taste, but you can get a chance to see how the other group lives on Juniper Island.
I surely hope we can put this topic to rest eventually. We are, in a way, keeping the tabloids' pocketbooks filled, by typing about this. And I hate the tabloids. I can't think of too many businesses I hate more.
Oh I agree too!!! Just read post #100. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by sasvermont
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Originally Posted by pomtzu
It could have been worse & no, I did not delete it. Karen did. I'll bet
that's not the first time, someone has asked you to zip it either.:)
And another one heard from that just can't let it go. And you must have a guilty conscience if you thought I was referring to you. As I told ES - if you have a problem with what I say, then PM me and quit cluttering up the thread with nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by lizbud
What you are posting IS nonsense. Take a little of your own advice. Gosh. Give it up!
Let's do it!Quote:
Originally Posted by blue
Hehehehehe,
Tiger just shows how scummy men are, and the 16 trollops show how scummy SOME women are.
I made sure I capitalized SOME. I'd hate to "broad" brush all his bimbette conquests.
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Hijackers off the port bow?
Fire 'em up Chuckie!
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LOL,
Tyler Woods could use Muriatic Acid on his lap and that would still not get the nastiness from all those 'ladies' he was with off his being.
If TW makes me uncomfortable being a dude, I wonder what the women feel like? Being represented by a bunch of golddigging, sloppy, cheap, easy, women must weigh on the soul.
If you think that way.:(:o:D
Who said, other than you Richard, that we were represented by these women you speak of?
Yes, they are quite the ladies. They don't represent me or anyone I know. We all don't think and act alike, in case you didn't notice it before now.
Don't care, none of my business. I am busy enjoying the holidays.
Hope everyone is taking time to as well.
EFF, I was hoping for a little Borg action.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by sasvermont
And I don't mean Borg-Warner.
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Leave him alone!
Poor Tiger!
This emm effer couldn't stop and control himself? So we can excuse bad effing behavior because he can afford to buy his way out.
Hey, At least I can call the kettle black.
I have done some scummy shiat in my life and I can admit it.
I cannot walk on methane fumes to avoid being sullied.
Been there, Done that, I just could not afford to pay off or deflect my own stupidity with the kind of cash that TW has....
Let ye without sin cast the first stone?
Eff this. I am going to hell anyway, give me a 4 pound stone and tell me where to throw it.
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I have probably been a bigger scumbag then Tiger when I was his age.
What's your sin?
Anyone can PM with their sins, I promise I will not laugh at you.
Jim Hill the CBS sportcaster just said that TW's announced break from gold has "shocked the world", it's more shocking that he was shamed into a vacation, than the fact that he was sleeping with 16 different women.
I have to call my sister to see if she is safe!
Richard, none of your post makes sense to me.
I am going to end posting to this thread. Ugh.