Grab a juice box of apple juice and pretend to go while in the b-room.
(Another option? Cherry juice!)
Hold it up and proclaim, "What's wrong with me!" and have a taste.
IT's really sick potty humor, but a simple, effective gross out joke.
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Ham'n'eggs?
DONE!
LH,
But, what work do you have lined up at home?;)
Music for you and your dance partner!
DONE!
PM,
Dunked peeps and coffee! Peeps sushi sounds way too Cah lee fuh nee ah!
DONE!