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Richard,Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
I don't fight like a girl ............ is that OK?
I don't SLAP, I punch - properly.
23 years of Martial Arts will do that to you.
OH, AND
What do you call a man with a shovel?
DOUG
What do you call a man who has lost his shovel?
DOUGLAS
ROTFLMAO ..... :D
My friend here just told me a funny joke...
Why is PMS called PMS?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!
You may all boo and hiss acordingly ;)
BOO!!! HISS!!!
Oh my, why am I laughing? All of those jokes are terrible!
It is those lemon drops I betcha!!
oh my,
I want to celebrate the weather and look what happens!
You all are a very special group of people.
This week was bad for keyboard players, data enty clerks and leaders of
insurgent terrorists.
Rip Billy Perstom.
Rot in hades zarkowi ( why do terrorists have unspellable names?) :confused:
and god bless the people behind the scenes who do the dirty work for bosses... :D
Whitney Point.......
spill the beans..... :D
LOL, You all will go to the bad place for being so un-PC.....
Remember....
Look for the table at the right to the entrance of H%ll.
I'll be waiting with slushies for you all... ;)
DONE?
My department at work is "Publishing & Member Service" ~ aka PMS. Maybe that's why I'm occasionally stressed :eek: :rolleyes: Am I allowed to dance on that table to the right of the entrance Richard? I promise not to tip over the slushies :p
Is it too early for a lemon drop martini? It's almost 1pm here and very hot. Not as hot as where Laurie and Richard seem to be, but hot nonetheless! :D I really need a drink after some of those jokes. They are terrible, so why am I laughing?
You could just pour me a slushie while you are up there, Laurie. Do you have enough ice cubes? Must be hard keeping those pitchers cold enough.
Welcome to the proverbial cold day in H%ll Karen. Cold, icy slushies are do-able at Thursdays. Even if it's Friday :p
Oh oh oh, I finally remembered one of those jokes!
What do you call a man with no ears?
Anything you like, he can't hear you.
This is a good slushie, Laurie. Now where is Trev? He won't need to set up the BBQ here, we can just hold the kebabs over the flames!
USDA PRIME, TENDER, SUCCULENT AND NATURALLY AGED (and the BBQ's not bad either.) :eek:
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Originally Posted by RICHARD
Whitney Point is home for Lady's Human, but he hasn't been there in over a month.
He has in mind a lovely, green spot, with race horsies in the pasture next door, moo-cows across the street (except when "the girls" decide to visit), and Lady's Other Human, Marylin, Axel, Lady Pippin and Trillian all in residence.
I'm groaning, LMAO, rolling my eyes and LOL all at the same time. :p :D :rolleyes: :D
You guys are too much, but thanks, I needed the laughs. :D
Did somebody mention food on the barbie for lunch? Bring it on! But I'm hungry for some of MOFF's onion rings too, so hopefully she'll come out of her wonderful A/C long enough to drop some off. Of course, nachos and pizza sounds great right now too. Hmmm....it's only 10:30 am here, but I think I'm ready for lunch!
Mario, sweety, can you share a cherry or two with me to tide me over for the next 1 1/2 hours?
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing.
I just thought if I contributed my own bad joke that it would help make this Friday fun.
I just received some refinance papers from a client to complete. He signed it on May 11th. But there is a note attached from him that says..........
Gini, please complete this ASAP.
What is that saying? Your lack of organization is not my emergency.
Start lining up those lemon drops for me, please.
Got this in an email this morning. For some reason, it made me think of Pet Talk!!! :D Onion rings on the way for T&Ps mum!!!
A THREE YEAR OLD BOY WENT WITH HIS DAD TO SEE A LITTER OF KITTENS. ON RETURNING HOME, HE BREATHLESSLY INFORMED HIS MOTHER,
" THERE WERE TWO BOY KITTENS AND TWO GIRL KITTENS."
HOW DID YOU KNOW? HIS MOTHER ASKED.
" DADDY PICKED THEM UP AND LOOKED UNDERNEATH." HE REPLIED.
" I THINK IT'S PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM."
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? ... Pumpkin pi.
RE: Billy Preston - he will be missed. Funny thing, until I saw it in his obit, I always thought that his song "Will it go round in circles" was "Willy go round in circles" - I never understood who Willy was. :D
Willy Preston? :D May he rest in peaceQuote:
Originally Posted by catland