She's his wife !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill,
And now she's got a daughter.:p
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She's his wife !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill,
And now she's got a daughter.:p
Street (Hill Street Blues)Quote:
Originally Posted by lvpets2002
alley ( Jack met up with Jills daddy in the alley):eek:
Cat (Jills daddy tripped over one in the alley) :p
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C at (Jills daddy tripped over one in the alley)
Dog........BIG dog chased jills daddy and the cat out of the alley.
catcher (dog catcher nabs dog, Jill's daddy & cat escape, Jack in hospital):eek:
Baseball ( Jack gets out of hospital, chases Jill back to alley, trips over cat, no score)
OUT (Jack does now score with Jill the cops pick him up & throw him in jail)
free (continuing Jack and Jill's story, Jack was freed from the prison)
ride (Jack uses his money received from successful court case for false imprisonment to buy a horse. Jack rides his horse after Jill, chasing her into another alley.)Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
taxi (Jill escaped jumping over a fence & thumbing a ride from a taxi driver)
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taxi (Jill escaped jumping over a fence & thumbing a ride from a taxi driver)
Driver ( jack after hi_JACKING the taxi picks up jill for a ride up the hill to .....
Truck ( Jack, whilst driving up the hill, collides with a sanitary pump truck. Jack and Jill narrowly escape with minor cuts and abrasions)Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
Crash (Another truck comes in a high speed when Jack is running away with Jill on the road, Jill loses her hand :eek::eek::eek:)
Stock Market (Jill tries her hand (the only one left) at managing stocks.)Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
rich (Jill hit it big in the stock market, & got herself a new bionic hand):)
Chocolate (Jack realises that Jills new hand was done on the cheap, and is really just chocolate wrapped in silver foil. Jack attempts to eat Jills hand off, but bites the wrong hand. Jill now has one bionic hand, and one slightly chewed hand with tendons hanging in festoons from her wrist)
Delicious (Jack when later thought over the taste of Jill's hand, turned to a cannibal and ate Jill, Guess the end's near :p )
water
( all this came about for Jack & Jill fetching a pail of water didn't they know only dogs can fetch) :(
wings (Jill died of being consumed, Jack died of indigestion. they both got new wings and flew up to heaven)
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wings (Jill died of being consumed, Jack died of indigestion. they both got new wings and flew up to heaven)
Pearly Gates (Jack and Jill got Hijacked on their way to the pearly gates. What? the devil you say.)
Padlock (God asks for Jack and Jill back. The devil refuses. God threatens the devil with court action. The devil says to God "Yeah ?? Where are you gonna get a lawyer from ??")Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
counselor (Jesus steps in & tells the devil to go to hell immediately, Jack & Jill are released but have to do penance for their sins before the pearly gates are opened)
Bonny
Penance ( while waiting for the gates to open Jack and Jill decided that they had to complete their destiny and go ahead a fetch that pail of water even if it meant breaking his crown. And to think he still hasn't sat in that corner.Quote:
counselor (Jesus steps in & tells the devil to go to hell immediately, Jack & Jill are released but have to do penance for their sins before the pearly gates are opened)
Hail Mary's (Jack makes a quick decision. To go and fetch his pail of water.Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
On his way up the hill he trips and falls and chokes on his rosary
beads which he had been carrying in his mouth.)
Beads (Jill does an act of grace, running & jumping on Jacks chest with her heavy ironed toed boots, which dislodges the beads & Jack lives to see another day.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Corner ( after Jack's second brush with the great beyond he decides to change his name to Jack Horner hoping to be overlooked on the great list by St Peter.)
Stone (Jack buys a plum farm, works hard and is very successful. Jill is getting old and her hair is greying, she has just turned 35. Jack, figuring that he deserves more in life, kicks Jill out of the house, and imports a brand newQuote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
17 year old Filipino Mail Order Bride. Jack is very happy, but he has no energy left in the mornings.)
Tuckered ( because Jack is PLUM tuckered every morning he starts to neglect the
farm and business starts to get very bad. Jill gets a complete makeover on Oprah and decends on the farm with a vengence to reclaim her man. )
Out (The bank forecloses on Jacks farm....so he's out the door. Jill purchases the farm and as advised by Oprah, she grows watermelons and corn for grits. Jack leaves the USA with his mail order bride, and moves to Australia.)Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
in (Jack & his mail order bride move in with Wombat & they party party party.
immigration (Jacks mail order bride begs Wombat to allow her family to immigrate. Wombat agrees, but tells the immigration dept. that his name is Bill, and that he lives in Alabama. Her 80 family members arrive at Bills house, and spying his dog, they all begin to salivate from hunger)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Law-( every body watch out here comes the judge here comes the judge, everybody watch out here comes the judge.):eek:
Crime (has Mens Rea been established ???)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
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__________________Quote:
immigration (Jacks mail order bride begs Wombat to allow her family to immigrate. Wombat agrees, but tells the immigration dept. that his name is Bill, and that he lives in Alabama. Her 80 family members arrive at Bills house, and spying his dog, they all begin to salivate from hunger)
Inspiration ...Seizing the moment Bill puts the 80 immigrants to work removing the downed trees and limbs left behind by the Timber company. Since they completed that job in a day he puts them to work finishing his patio project. Koko is safe in the Home theater out of sight of the immigrants. After calling immigration Bill has them deported to Australia to live with their Daughter, Liwliwa, to help in the Grits Mill.
determination (with lots of gusto they all live happily maybe ever after but then you never know?);)
doggedness
persevere
Grit
True