Now, Slick, stop trying to deflect attention from yourself and your suspicious cold. :D
Cake for everyone! Hope you are not all birthday'd out! At least we can get good use out of the "Happy Birthday Karen" streamers!
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Now, Slick, stop trying to deflect attention from yourself and your suspicious cold. :D
Cake for everyone! Hope you are not all birthday'd out! At least we can get good use out of the "Happy Birthday Karen" streamers!
Good morning everyone and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN.
Karen, look closely - some of the balloons and streamers are from yesterday...........but there are new ones and they have a little thistle on them because they are in your honor!!
Cake for breakfast? Oh, why not! And maybe a cup of hot coffee.
Are there video cameras installed in here? I thought so..........
Mmmmm....Bailey's and cake for breakfast, sounds yummy to me!
Happy Birthday Karen! Happy Birthday Karen! ;)
I'm feeling kind of funky today....hope I'm not catching what is going around.....I know, more Baileys to clear my head! ;)
Baileys to clear your head Debbie? mmhmmm, right. I guess you don't mean SLICKS Baileys ;) So what's with all these secret liaison's anyway? Guess we'll have to watch the video's eh Gini? ;) :p
Good morning everyone - and happy birthday to our birthday girls.:D :D
I heard this funny thing yesterday and while I don't remember all of it, I remember the punchline...
things that should never go together include...
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Midriff top and a midriff roll.
Spiked balding grey hair.
(gosh, there were a few more but of course with my failing mind I don't recall them).
but I do remember the #1 thing that should never go together...
...
...
...
Depends and a Thong.
Oh no.....now I think I need a slushie to help recover from that, catland! ;) :D
Enough with the Baileys! It's time to celebrate and it's after noon on the East coast, so bring on the slushies! I'll just have 3 pitchers today if that's ok with you, Slick. ;)
I want a cherry slushie!!!! do they make those?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN & KAREN! am I seeing double already? :eek:
Mario, that banana split is as big as you are! Don't fling that whipped cream at me! :eek: :D
Richard! Just got this in an email and immediately thought of you. :D
Today (3/31) is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day...
:D
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Richard! Just got this in an email and immediately thought of you.
:eek: :eek: You mean Richard likes to be slapped???? You think you know someone, and then......:D
Work is busy so another big DONE! for everyone.
Well things have definitely not improved after my lunch with Laurie yesterday... can you line up some (i.e. alot) raspberry martini's for me??
BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE :D
Cheryl, so sorry you are having such a rough go of it. Here, sit down, put your feet up and relax....one pitcher of Raspberry Martinis - DONE!Quote:
Originally posted by emily_the_spoiled
Well things have definitely not improved after my lunch with Laurie yesterday... can you line up some (i.e. alot) raspberry martini's for me??
BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE :D
Shaken or stirred? One large pitcher of raspberry 'tini's for you dear friend. How about some appetizers everyone? Along with the antipasta tray Slick prepared lets have some scallops and shrimpies skewered on the grill? Maybe wrapped in bacon? Slip off the shoes Cheryl and put your feet up :cool:
HA HA Cheryl! Slick & I posted at the same time so you're getting double spoiled this afternoon :D TWO pitchers of 'tini's
LOL - love the email Debbie.:D
Julie, I just have to ask. In your sig.....7.9 ears...how can that be??:confused: Do you have a furbaby with only a partial??
Sounds alot better than what I'm really having for lunch. Thanks Laurie. :)Quote:
scallops and shrimpies skewered on the grill
My eight year old guy, Sidney, had a small chunk missing from an incident a few years back. Then a couple of weeks ago he and Strauss (the new guy, who looks a lot like today's COTD), had it out in the backyard. Now Sid is missing a small part of the other ear. It was quite the bloody site at first but has healed up now and he's ok. :)
did someone say Shrimp on the Barbie?
moff sighs
Well, Mario, looks like I'm still invisible.
See Ya Later!
kisses mario on the head and leaves
:o :o Wait MOFF....don't go...........Cherry Slushies? You betcha - this is a cyber bar - you can have anything you want.
I think because Richard can't tend bar quite so promptly as he did before - the rest of us aren't picking up the slack!
Anyone else? We NEVER want anyone to be ignored here!
MARIO!!!!:mad: :mad: Put that whipped cream down!
Oh Connie! I'll talk to you. Let's share a plate of onion rings and CNTs for our furbabies. I'm still driving "Lumpy" until I get him to the body shop.Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
moff sighs
Well, Mario, looks like I'm still invisible.
See Ya Later!
kisses mario on the head and leaves
Slick and Laurie, thanks for the spoiling. I think I would like two pitchers, one shaken and one stirred...and the day continues :rolleyes:
Well, if Connie is feeling ignored it must be my fault. As bartender I'm supposed to be attending to everyone's needs. :( So sorry Connie.
**takes of apron**
Someone else can take over now. My bartending days are over.
Hi everybody! Debbie, that description perfectly describes my irritating ex-co-worker! I chose to leave the job to get away from her. If only I had known I could have waited a year and just slapped her every hour. And on my birthday too! What a treat that would have been. :D
Sorry :oQuote:
Wow! What a festive place Thursday's is this week! Happy Burstday to you too Karen! ;)
Gosh, that Bailey's and cake was mighty good, slick! Right now I could use some decongestant...I'm so stuffy from allergies today!
bleh...
Wait, Slick! Don't leave, who's going to make the Bailey's? And I think your slushies are better than Richard's slushies! Here, here, let me make up a new pitcher and let's us go sit by the fire for awhile. We have to enjoy it while we can. Pretty soon it's going to be all dusty and dirty around here from when they tear out the walls and put the new patio on with the fire pit so we can sit outside......but for now, the good ol' overstuffed couch by the fire sounds good.
KK - too funny! But would it have been worth a whole nother year of torture? ;) :D
I'm headed home now and Terry's out of town, so I think I'm going to stop for Mexican on the way home....seeing as I'm a hairless Mexican dog after all...:rolleyes: Oh wait, does Taco Hell qualify as Mexican food? Anybody want me to bring anything back for them?
Slick <grabs Slick by the shirt tail as she's headed for the door> I said come here and sit down! :D
hee-hee-hee. <picks up apron>... she forgot to empty the tip jar on her way out.Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Well, if Connie is feeling ignored it must be my fault. As bartender I'm supposed to be attending to everyone's needs. :( So sorry Connie.
**takes of apron**
Someone else can take over now. My bartending days are over.
OK people - I know we're not half the bartenders that Richard is - but lets see what we can do here -
T&P - if by "Mexican" you mean Latino and if by Latino you mean Jimmy Smits - then I'll join you.
KK - glad you're enjoying the slap-fest. I'm sure all of us have a co-worker or two that qualifies.
WF - yesterday they were doing flaming Nyquil shooters - but if you want to stay awake I could just pour some Dayquil in the Baileys. Done.
ETS - one shaken one stirred - done.
David - wasn't Lumpy a friend of Wally's? Rings and tea. Done.
Moff - so sorry you felt indivisible - Mario blew up so many balloons that you just kind of blended in to the background.
If I've missed anyone's order - please use the complimentary megaphone and yell it out.
Vickie - you've worked so hard today - put your feet up. I hear that Mario is great with a foot-massage. - as long has he hasn't been near the bean dip.
Bailey's and Dayquil???????:o :eek: :eek:
Yep, he sure was a friend of Wally's! But it now describes my poor oldsmobile!!Quote:
Originally posted by catland
hee-hee-hee. <picks up apron>... she forgot to empty the tip jar on her way out.
OK people - I know we're not half the bartenders that Richard is - but lets see what we can do here -
T&P - if by "Mexican" you mean Latino and if by Latino you mean Jimmy Smits - then I'll join you.
KK - glad you're enjoying the slap-fest. I'm sure all of us have a co-worker or two that qualifies.
WF - yesterday they were doing flaming Nyquil shooters - but if you want to stay awake I could just pour some Dayquil in the Baileys. Done.
ETS - one shaken one stirred - done.
David - wasn't Lumpy a friend of Wally's? Rings and tea. Done.
Moff - so sorry you felt indivisible - Mario blew up so many balloons that you just kind of blended in to the background.
If I've missed anyone's order - please use the complimentary megaphone and yell it out.
Vickie - you've worked so hard today - put your feet up. I hear that Mario is great with a foot-massage. - as long has he hasn't been near the bean dip.
Since Johhny Cochran has passed someone has to play the race card!!!;)Quote:
Originally posted by catland
hee-hee-hee. <picks up apron>... she forgot to empty the tip jar on her way out.
OK people - I know we're not half the bartenders that Richard is - but lets see what we can do here -
T&P - if by "Mexican" you mean Latino and if by Latino you mean Jimmy Smits - then I'll join you.
Better slushies than moi????
*rolls up sleeves*
Not with Taco Bell you don't!!:D
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I apologize again.....I cannot tend to everyone's needs as I used to...I have a new office space and my back is to the door....
People can watch me 'surf'...i hate it.:(
Well i'm back what a day! I thought my daughter might have a bad day as it was supposed to be the due date of the grandson we lost in Sept. But sume force helped out. Roger her hubby found a sack by the road today wiggling around. Inside were some very small pups 3 were dead 1 was still alive so she got a baby any way. and they buried the other pups. Belle now has 4 kitty siblings. Clarissa says the pup looks lab and boxer I'll know more when they come tomorrow and bring it. They are getting merlins old crate for her. It must be our week for rescueing pets.
I'll take a DLC please.
Corinna, you will take a DLC if you please, but you will also get some TLC from us. Hang in there babe. * wow, jimmy smits.. mmmmhum..... * Taco Bellisimo. Now how the "heck" are we supposed to pick our favorite Thursdays when each one just keeps on getting better :D
Thanks I needed that Laurie. kinda slow here tonight. I guess i'll just curl up on the sofa in front of the fire and sip my soda and unwind. If I fall asleep some one please wake me buy 7 AM mountain time.
Don't worry about it. I usually wake up about 4:30 a.m. Eastern time so I'll just throw another log on the fire when I wake up and brew up some tea and coffee for you to awaken to in the morn' darlin' to the comfort of us. ahhhhh. Sleep well all. Have gentle dreams. And Mario, enough with the giggles. Silly boy.
Whomever is bartending tomorrow....please make sure there is a special pitcher of Cherry Slushies made just for MOFF. Thanks.
Its so nice to be mothered some times thanks Laurie. Hey Slick how about sitting with me and watching the fire. Help me decide what I want to do on my birthday next Friday.
Happy Birthday!
Ha! I'm never first.
:D
thanks if you mean me for next week . Consider being the first.
I do mean you. I hope you have a very nice birthday. :)
OH MOFF...........WAKE UP.........WAKE UP...........IT'S FRIDAY...........AND SLICK ASKED ME TO MAKE YOU SOME CHERRY SLUSHIES.
LET'S SEE, NOW.
ONE BUCKET OF SLUSH
ONE CUP OF CHERRIES
MARIO, COME BACK HERE WITH THAT!
DASH OF CNT.
DONE!
HERE YA GO MOFF.............HOPE THIS STARTS YOUR DAY OUT JUST RIGHT!
Woohoo, Another end of the working week. Used way to much of my brain this week. Profit & loss reports, staff with attitude, bungling suppliers..............I could go on, but I've truly had enough. I NEED BOOZE, and lots of it.:D Better grab a double, no wait. Maybe a shot of scotch, and perhaps a bucket or two of the slushies will do the trick.:)
I really could have known about "slap your co-worker day". *sighs* had so many lost oppurtunitys.:(