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Originally posted by slick
LOLOLOL
I just had this emailed to me.....that does it. I'm quitting and going back to work with the Ad Agency.....:D
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Beer Truck
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13 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It makes fellow employees look better.
8. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
9. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
10. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
11. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
12. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
13. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!
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