My son embarrassed me so bad....

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Originally posted by 2kitties
It's funny the things you learn at that age. In second grade Jeremy Parker told me where babies came from.

I now know he was WAY off-base!

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You mean the don't get in the mommy's tummy thru the belly button?

Let's just say urine was involved in his version.

Oh that sounds about like what I was lead to believe by my mother. Made me feel afraid to even stand next to a boy!! And that was way off base, way, way off. My mother was a piece of work indeed!

Willie

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Originally posted by WolfChan
*Chuckles* Thanks for the dose of birth control. ;) He's full of surprises! :D

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I second that.

There's nothing quite like kids as far as birth control goes - at least for me.;)

Jaden didn't mean it the way that it sounded. What he meant it as is that the prisoners have to have roomates, they don't get their own rooms. But it sounded horrible!

LOL!! I used to embarrass my parents too;) :o

Im 21 and embarass my parents NOW lol...oops :D
Can't take me anywhere!

Once when my son was about three years old, I had picked him up from daycare. We were sitting on the bench in the hallway, while I tied his shoes.

One of his class mate's dad was walking down the hall to pick up his child at the same time.

Dylan says in a LOUD voice, "Mom! Frank's dad is SO FAT!" ... and of course he says this when the man is only about two feet away from us.

I whispered, "Dylan! Don't say that! You'll hurt Frank's dad's feelings!"

He replies, just as loud as before, "But Mom, he IS fat, and that's the TRUTH!"

OMG. :o :o

LMAO, Twisterdog. That's so funny.

Oh Tonya, you poor thing!

That reminds me of my Mum's friend. Her little girl, who was three at the time, had two naughty older brothers who were teaching her naughty words. They were in a lift when she decided to start repeating the naughty f word AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS and WOULD NOT STOP. The lift was full, and Mum's friend was sooooo embarrassed!

Hehe. My husband's father is very vulgar. Every other word out of his mouth is F#$!. Anyways, when Mike's brother Joe went for a haircut at about 2-3 years old, he shouted "Don't touch me, you fu$$ing bit@h!" His mom about died.

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Originally posted by Tonya
Hehe. My husband's father is very vulgar. Every other word out of his mouth is F#$!. Anyways, when Mike's brother Joe went for a haircut at about 2-3 years old, he shouted "Don't touch me, you fu$$ing bit@h!" His mom about died.

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LMAO! :eek:

I love reading what kids do, eh, you gotta love 'em.:)