April Fool's Thursday #372.

:p Thats a good one Richard.. Good Laugh.. :D

Ok some of the good yum yum food & a fruit drink please.. Lets me see if I can get a hold of Orc.. I think I see him out in the pasture hiding eggss.. At least I hope he is hidding them & not eating them..:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

NO heading into THAT direction.

I heard a funny line similar to yours, the other day on the tube.

Someone was doing an interview and the topic went to racism.

The guest told a story of how a black man walked into a bar in the south, took a seat, and waited to give his order.

The bartender came up and told him, "I'm sorry, we do not serve black people here..."

THe guy looked at him and said, "That's O.K., I wasn't planning on ordering one!"

Refill?

DONE!

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I don't want to guess what Orc is doing with the eggs!!:rolleyes:

Barkeep, some ham & taters, please with a glass of Chardonnay? :)

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Originally Posted by Pinot's Mom

I don't want to guess what Orc is doing with the eggs!!:rolleyes:

Barkeep, some ham & taters, please with a glass of Chardonnay? :)

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Done!


I am serving peeps too!

DONE!

David goes into the hospital and look what happens!

I'll check on the ORC.....

Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!

Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!

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Originally Posted by Laura's Babies

Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!

Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!

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Yes you can!

A liver and onions special!

DONE!

doctor's office prank: tell them you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide and should you call the poison control line? (dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water)

We have a Maundy Thursday service at my church that includes foot-washing ... sorry but I didn't go get a pedicure and my feet aren't presentable, so I'm keeping my shoes and socks on for this one. I'm sure I'll need a mug or two of kvass afterward, though.

For the time being, could I please have a mimosa, in anticipation of Easter Sunday brunch?

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Originally Posted by cassiesmom

doctor's office prank: tell them you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide and should you call the poison control line? (dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water)

We have a Maundy Thursday service at my church that includes foot-washing ... sorry but I didn't go get a pedicure and my feet aren't presentable, so I'm keeping my shoes and socks on for this one. I'm sure I'll need a mug or two of kvass afterward, though.

For the time being, could I please have a mimosa, in anticipation of Easter Sunday brunch?

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Good one.....

A mimosa!

DONE!

I just am putting together some jalapeno cheese bread. Ready in about 1.5 hours?

I made a small loaf last night and am going to make a loaf and smaller rolls! It was THAT good.:eek:

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But, there is a religious holy day that happens on the Thursday before Easter Suday and even I have some semblance of shame and religious fear in my soul.http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/wink.gif

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Well considering that you are "the son of....", I think you made the right decision. :D;) One tall n'ice cold beer please. It's Thursday but really my Friday or maybe it's your Wednesday - I get four lovely daze off so looking forward to a bit of relaxing time. Any ham and taters left? I just finished my salad and still hungry. :rolleyes: No peeps or liver here please unless you want me to p.....

what the heck is kvass???

Ooh! Peeps! May I have a chocolate covered Peep, please?

Do they make chocolate covered Peeps? :eek: OOOooooo!

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Originally Posted by slick

Well considering that you are "the son of....", I think you made the right decision. :D;) One tall n'ice cold beer please. It's Thursday but really my Friday or maybe it's your Wednesday - I get four lovely daze off so looking forward to a bit of relaxing time. Any ham and taters left? I just finished my salad and still hungry. :rolleyes: No peeps or liver here please unless you want me to p.....

what the heck is kvass???

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass

Taters and ham w/a cold one!

DONE!

Redd

Hows about a chocolate fondue.

Stab a peep with a skewer and dunk them?

Done?

CD,

Join in the fun!

DONE!

I'll have some ham'n'eggs with coffee, please. Love the joke, Richard! I have to remember that one.

Pardon me while I do a little happy dance.....

No work for a week.....except for the Union conference next weekend.

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

Pardon me while I do a little happy dance.....

No work for a week.....except for the Union conference next weekend.

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I'm happy for you - truly - I really am....have I convinced you??
I'll be working...:(

Barkeep, I love the idea of dunked peeps! I'll have some with my coffee this morning!! :)

I had to share this - a friend just posted this on FB - PEEPS SUSHI!! :eek:

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/ente...eps_sushi.html